My kingdom to be a real artist or have one iota of musical talent. It sucks being an abstract global learning analytical person
My kingdom to be able to throw around the kind of cash you can throw around

8800 ultras, quad core processors, etc etc...
I'd love some of that dough: a laptop, a decent PDA/cellphone combo, etc etc

Edit: Ironically, I may just end up getting both of those examples anyway -- my dad has about outgrown his PDA/Cell combo, and while its a little out of date it should work for me. And for the laptop... well, scholarships are lovely. And it
would be a "school material" to take notes on / do some classwork, not a gaming system. The gaming aspects of it would be purely an advantageous side effect of (presumably) someday needing the ability to work with CAD for other classes.