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Are you a straight, white male?

If you are...than you probably realize everyone hates you...

June 15, 2004 12:21:58 AM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
I've finally decided to write something worth reading(hopefully)....

Ok, if you are a straight, white male you probably know how it seems every organization appears to be against you....Feminists, Homosexuals, and ethnic groups are undoubtedly pissed at us....I'll address these groups in the following way:

Feminists-Hate men because of our evil penises of death and our testicles of fury....or something like that....Many members of this group think women are treated like dirt and men take all the money and good things. It is true that men usually get 30% more money for working...but guess what....women in today's society get everything that we do and more....voting, job opportunities, everthing except for that 30% extra income....but it seems they always want the good stuff that men have....but also want the comforts of women such as....holding open the door, separate bathrooms, no hard labor...etc....I'm just wondering when they will stop...how many Amendments must we give them before they stop the march on our 'nads?....Don't get me wrong...I don't mind women having all these rights as long as they don't keep pushing for so called "equality" and are actually getting more than most men. Could you imagine if we had masculinists?....that would be hell on Earth if there was a group like that. Women control all men even if they are unaware...you know why?...They have the vaginas.....want to control a man?...that's all ya need.

Homosexuals-Ok...I don't mind gay people too much. I don't believe in the practices and apparently I'm wrong on that by judging the badgering of people writing articles on this topic. I just don't like all this sudden celebration of homosexuality....it's a lifestyle...and definately not a mandate from heaven...just because you're gay doesn't automatically mean you must march down a street with rainbow floats every month or so....Ever notice we don't have straight-pride parades...you know why...because it's a lifestyle choice!...Do people march in fat parades?...no because that's exercise...Also, you don't see any Cinnamon Toast Crunch eater's parade either...I'm just saying chill....you're gay, good for you....I don't care and I'm not going to be gay with you so cool it with the celebrations....

Ethnic Groups-Ok...not much to say except that the basic "Caucasian"(Never been to Caucasia, have you?) have discriminated against ethinic groups....everyone knows that....especially those God Damn KKK members(Sons of Bitches)...anyway, I just would like to see peace between whites and other ethnic groups...some people are so uptight about races...I say just be open and don't use vulgar stereotypical words....you know the ones. I don't have any problem at all with other ethinicities...I don't like anyone being persecuted because of race of either black, latino, white....or anything....we all just need to cool it....and I like the ethnic festivels that celebrate people's backgrounds...it's a wonderful event in which you are able to learn and understand why people do the things they do....so stop being dicks to each other and learn to chill without being uncomfortable.....

Well...I hope this does....something or makes some sense...it is pretty late right now...so, I'll see ya,
~Zoo
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Reply #1 June 15, 2004 10:45:19 AM
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"They have the vaginas.....want to control a man?...that's all ya need" <---You couldn't be more true with that statement.

Comment about the ethnic groups, I know white man persecuted the black man and some continue to still do so. But ya know what, if your black, don't play that card for EVERYTHING. Yeah, it's funny if you're being sarcastic like "It's 'cause I'm black, isn't it?", but McDonald's, Bob Evans, or the ritziest eating establishment on the planet screws up your order, don't go around parading that you're being oppressed by the white man, or that you're being targetted. PEOPLE screw up, be you white, black, Indian, hispanic, Chinese, etc.

Yeah, you used to be a target of white persecution, in some hell ridden places you still are. Don't overdo it.
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Reply #2 June 15, 2004 1:32:22 PM
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Feminists-Hate men because of our evil penises of death and our testicles of fury....or something like that....

hehe....that cracked me up!  I really don't like *real* feminists.  They are why this world is so wrong.  I blame them for all the gayness. If women still wore nylons, looked like women, acted like women and cooked their men dinner, there wouldn't be so many problems.  Ever read that thing from the 50's?  It says to basically make your house a haven for your man, dress nicely and present a nice meal.  My favorite quote was "remember, what he has to say is more important than what you have to say."

(I hope that people find my slight sarcasm in there..... )

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Reply #3 June 15, 2004 9:29:31 PM
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"Ok, if you are a straight, white male you probably know how it seems every organization appears to be against you"

Er, no I don't.
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Reply #4 June 15, 2004 9:35:30 PM
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u forgot asian/pacific islander, native indian, and inuit u dumbass! plus liberals, just kidding.
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Reply #5 June 15, 2004 9:36:13 PM
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O G San-You should pay more attention a radical-Well you see I didn't want to take every race from an SAT/ACT test....sorry if I offended anyone.... ~Zoo
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Reply #6 June 15, 2004 9:36:34 PM
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why do ppl keep summarizing asians as chinese? i find that fucking offense!
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Reply #7 June 15, 2004 9:46:02 PM
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Well I'm a straight white male and I also happen to be a feminist. I can appreciate your frustrations, but I don't think you're being very realistic about them.
I also have been a "victim" of reverse discrimination on account of my race, but I understood the context of why it occurred and this understanding has helped me cope with it and maybe receive a tiny glimpse of what it might be like everyday for other minorities.

It also amuses me when straight people mention straight-pride parades and how it's a lifestyle choice or whatever. I still don't know of a case where someone was tied to a fence and beaten to death because they were straight. Gay pride festivals and parades are to make mainstream society aware of their existence. Some people think they don't know any gays....this is pretty unlikely in reality....but in today's social contexts one is not very free to share this information casually (speak about their "partner," when they "came out" etc.)

I found this article to be just a step or two above the rantings of the stereotypical frat boy....but hey, at least you encouraged some discussion.

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Reply #8 June 15, 2004 9:50:35 PM
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I think real feminists are tolerant of men. I think it's like with liberals and conservatives and Christians and Pagans and atheists and etc. There's good ones and there's psychopaths.


Comment about the ethnic groups, I know white man persecuted the black man and some continue to still do so. But ya know what, if your black, don't play that card for EVERYTHING. Yeah, it's funny if you're being sarcastic like "It's 'cause I'm black, isn't it?", but McDonald's, Bob Evans, or the ritziest eating establishment on the planet screws up your order, don't go around parading that you're being oppressed by the white man, or that you're being targetted. PEOPLE screw up, be you white, black, Indian, hispanic, Chinese, etc.


It's annoying when I hear people play the race card. It's even worse when people bring me into it just because I'm the same race as they.

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Reply #9 June 15, 2004 10:00:43 PM
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Are you Asian a radical?....if not...then why do you find it offensive?

~Zoo
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Reply #10 June 15, 2004 10:04:42 PM
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Hmm....The first time I've seen Suspeckted not totally bitch at someone...I feel honored....thank you....
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Reply #11 June 15, 2004 10:05:10 PM
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It is racist though. There's so much variety among Asians, just like there are among Hispanics. It's like when people think Puerto Ricans eat tacos and burritos, when that's so not true at all.
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Reply #12 June 15, 2004 10:07:04 PM
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But ya know what, if your black, don't play that card for EVERYTHING. Yeah, it's funny if you're being sarcastic like "It's 'cause I'm black, isn't it?", but McDonald's, Bob Evans, or the ritziest eating establishment on the planet screws up your order, don't go around parading that you're being oppressed by the white man, or that you're being targetted. PEOPLE screw up, be you white, black, Indian, hispanic, Chinese, etc.


Amen to that.....I hear pretty regularly defendants squeal that they're being prosecuted because of their race.  No, idiot, you're being prosecuted because you #1 broke the law and #2 were incompetent enough in doing so to get caught.  People who throw the racism card over EVERYTHING do a disservice not only to themselves but to their culture as a whole.


 

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Reply #13 June 16, 2004 2:53:25 PM
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Damn. You stole my topic for my next blog: "I'm straight and white and there should be a day for me to celebrate myself!"

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Also, this discussion reminds me of a line from the first season of friends:

Susan (Carol's lover) to Ross as they're arguing over a baby name: "Everyone knows who you are! You're the dad! There's Mother's Day and there's Father's Day, but there's no Lesbian Lover Day!"

Ross: "EVERY DAY IS LESBIAN LOVER DAY!"
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Reply #14 June 16, 2004 2:58:59 PM
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lol....sorry Angloesque.....but you can go ahead and post yours....it's similar but I'm sure it's different. God forgive me, but I think I've actually seen that friends episode.....oh, well....

~Zoo
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Reply #15 June 16, 2004 3:16:13 PM
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zoo~ Good article. Yeah girls(most) can get a guy to do anything if they have a vagina. lol. . And we all do make mistakes. We're only human. Nobodies perfect no matter what race, or skin color they are. I'm cool with gays and lesbians. As long as they don't start hitting on me or something. Then I would have a problem. I mean it's ok i guess for them to show pda in public, but it kinda gets on my nerves if i would happen to see two guy/girls kissing or making out infront of me. It's there lifestyle, and nothing that I can do to change them or the way others look at it. So really I'm not for or against gays and lesbians.

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Reply #16 June 16, 2004 3:30:32 PM
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Seeing two guys kiss would bother me too, but seeing two girls kiss would be great, so it's worth the sacrifice.
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Reply #17 June 16, 2004 3:35:52 PM
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but it kinda gets on my nerves if i would happen to see two guy/girls kissing or making out infront of me


Does it bother you if two straight people are making out in front of you? I find PDA disgusting regardless of who is partaking!
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Reply #18 June 16, 2004 3:52:42 PM
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Shadesofgrey~ Yes, it does bother me when straight people make out infront of me. I don't care who they are. On the highschool band bus you see people makig out all time. Most of them are straight though. lol. I mean some do it in broad daylight! Ew! I mean they could at least wait till it was on the way home and it was dark on the bus. Then no one would have to see you. I'm not saying I haven't madeout. But hey, at least it wasn't to where people could see me. . One of my friends known as deedee18266 on JU used to make out all the time w/ her ex on the bus. I hated to sit there and see them doing that. It grossed me out totally. But finally she realized how it really was when her ex was making out with another girl on the bus.

Saiyan Robot~ Why in the world would you wanna see two girls make out!? that is just wrong and disgusting. What's the difference between two guys and two girls making out? Answer: NOT A DARN THING!! And don't tell me it's because it's hott. If you're going to say that then you might as well say its hott for two guys

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Reply #19 June 16, 2004 3:58:10 PM
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Reply #16 By: Saiyan Robot - 6/16/2004 3:30:32 PM
Seeing two guys kiss would bother me too, but seeing two girls kiss would be great, so it's worth the sacrifice.


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Reply #20 June 16, 2004 4:31:58 PM
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I'll second Saiyan Robot
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Reply #21 June 16, 2004 5:31:43 PM
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I'll third Saiyan Robot

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Reply #22 June 16, 2004 5:36:19 PM
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I'll second Saiyan Robot


I'll third Saiyan Robot


Why? I am guessing that it involves some sort of threesome fantasy. Guess what guys? If they are gay, they aren't interested in you. End of story.
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Reply #23 June 16, 2004 5:41:14 PM
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Yeah, but it is fun to watch, shadesofgrey...even if you can't join in.....
Alternate end to story.

~Zoo
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Reply #24 June 16, 2004 5:42:16 PM
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oh yea, one more thing regarding feminism.

When I was in college, my favorite t-shirt read, "Feminism: The radical notion that men and women are equal." One of my favorite quotes is Rebecca West's "I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat."

Feminism is not penis envy.
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Reply #25 June 16, 2004 5:46:31 PM
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my favorite t-shirt read, "Feminism: The radical notion that men and women are equal."


That was the original goal...but if you look at today's society all women have the same basic rights as men, BUT they still have gatherings and meetings to KEEP pushing....I'm just asking, How many rights do they want before they're satisfied....ever wonder when its going to end?

~Zoo
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