haha i understand... but on a sunday?? oh well

Say, Planet of the Apes?

Ok it was Einstein. Thats why he said what you think we are all Einstein's here?

hmm pink space pony glue.... you might have a nice market and could probably make a lot of credits.

I now that the Space Ponies space are unadulterated evil!!

Here is my personal account

It all started about fourteen years ago when I was five. The Space Ponies were making another one of their despicable raids on the innocent civilians of the Empire. I remember listening to the holonet news anchor giving the latest death toll which by now had reached the thousands and give the estimated time reinforcement would arrive to aide in the fight. My father told me and my older brother to hide in the coat closet. We could see through a few holes in the door that my brother and I had made when we had played a little too rough. My father was standing by mother with a blaster in his hand. To me he looked invincible.
After a few hours of hiding, I began to think that it was going to be ok. My parents started talking about why the Space Ponies had betrayed us, and about why those who had been our protectors had become are destroyers. When the power went out, my father sent my mother into the kitchen to fill some containers with water while the system still had pressure. While my mother was in the kitchen, my father began to look nervously out the window. Then suddenly duck down and move next to the front door. Then….then all hell broke out, the front door blew into splinters. My father was knocked to the floor. Soldiers began to walk though what was left of our front door. My father began to raise his blaster and was promptly shot in the head burning his face to nothing but a smoking black hole. My mother ran into the room and stared screaming one of the men grabbed her and began yelling at her to kneel on the floor when she did not do as she was told a immediately, so he shot her in the knee cap burning all of the surround flesh away leaving only blackened bone. At this point my brother a recovered enough from his shock to scream. I was still too shocked to do any thing. Realizing that he had given away our hiding spot, my brother pushed me further into the closet hoping that they would not look in the closet for any one else. Then he ran out to my mother. Before he reached her, one of the soldiers quickly grabbed him. Seeing that my mother had a child, one of the soldiers got a big smile on his face, then it quickly disappeared as he kneeled down. He told my mother that if she wanted her son to live, she had to beg. As fast as she could, my mother began to beg and plead for my brother’s life. The soldier let this go on for a few minutes. Then with out a word shot my brother - killing him instantly. Smiling as he turned to face my mother he said “I guess you needed to beg harder”. Laughing, he then shot her too. When the laughing stopped, only my soft sobbing was to be heard. The soldiers hearing the sobbing began to look around and quickly found and dragged me out of the closet. The soldier that had shot my mother and brother remarked that if he had known that the women had another child they could have had even more fun by making her pick which one she wanted to live.
As he began to take aim at me I closed my eye, but then I immediately reopened them. If my family could be brave, so could I. When a blast rang out, I knew that I was dead. Much to my surprise the soldier who had been planning on being my executioner fell dead in front of me. Time seemed to slow as Imperial Stormtroopers began to fill the room. The Space Pony soldiers were quickly being shot and killed. I began to take an intense look at the dead soldier in front of me. It was the man who had killed most of my family and blaster rifle that had been used to kill them. The next thing I knew an imperil officer was taking a blaster rifle from my hands. The soldier and the floor surrounding him was riddled with scorch marks from the rifle in my hands. The officer picked me up and began to comfort me. I broke down and began to sob uncontrollably.
From that day fourth I have dedicated my life to eliminating the Space Ponies from every corner of the galaxy and serving the Empire.

ROFL!!! That was the best thing I read all day...

All lies dont listen to the GE!!
I am EMPERORREDLAB from the RaY clan [rebs&yanks]
FOr every Space ponies peace /lover out there [thats about everyone]
i call upon you UNITE!!! AGAINST THE EVIL GALACTICE EMPIRE [dont bother even denied it you know its true] RaY wil take the lead of slapping that arrogance off there tiny behinds ALL UNITE!!!!!!!and we wil show there not the only true sins clan out there mwuhahahaha

yeah....you laugh.....but i cry.....every night.....as i sit there looking into my dark closet hoping the ponies.....wont come back......

Too bad our recruitment is closed for the next month or so. It would have been hilarious watching you and Thrawn (our other member named Thrawn) try to figure out who gets to keep the name.

Ha, in your dreams, You need the galactic empire to do your dirty work of you! The real question is what do they need you for other then to fill our feed bags?

Nor the same warm nugguts

Ohhhhhh but pink ponies are soooo cute! **girlish giggle**