Could a mod lock this thread?
Seconded.
This topic has no hope of going anywhere other than causing grief which is obviously the intent of the OP who should at least receive a warning for intentionally trying to stir up trouble.
Let's nip this one in the bud before people unnecessarily get themselves into trouble for no possible benefit.
[edit] Just noticed that you can't report an OP. This is clearly an oversight as it's certainly possible (as in this case) that the entire premise of the thread is intended to cause grief. [/edit]