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angus1949
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Reply #4751 October 9, 2011 12:15:24 AM
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Wasn't your last audition embarrassing because you stripped down for a part in Hair, and the auditions were actually for 'Gone With The Wind'?

I mean, how can you end up in the wrong auditorium when they're at the opposite ends of town?

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Reply #4752 October 9, 2011 8:58:58 AM
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Well.........how wuz I 'posed to know? They ain't got no signs pointin' east, west, north, south or any thin' like that. I got turned around and lost at the same time.

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Reply #4753 October 9, 2011 1:22:09 PM
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Wot d'yer mean, how wuz I posed to know?  Surely yer nekkid pecker felt that cold wind blowing from in the Nor'East with Julie Andrews' voice on it singing about some lonely goat herder freezing his nuts off in the hills that had come alive with the sound of music?

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Reply #4754 October 9, 2011 1:28:37 PM
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Sure Uvah....

I'm more inclined to think it's all part of your master plan to to Blow into town, much like a life size tornado. You just wanted them to notice you,

right? 

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Reply #4755 October 9, 2011 1:55:59 PM
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Hey Anna.

Wanted them to notice him, huh?

Okay!!!  So, if Uvah had forgotten to take the Viagra, would he have been any less noticeable as he blew into town... or is he just one of those stand up type of guys?

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Reply #4756 October 9, 2011 6:20:09 PM
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Hey Mark   

Notice them they would I'd imagine. And while I'm at it, would there be a bow tie?

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Reply #4757 October 9, 2011 9:58:03 PM
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Hey Anna and Mark....  and

If I blew into town dontcha think the town would be all up in arms because I sent Mark all those pseudo-Viagra pills back to him because the expiration date expired? He didn't know that because I can read gibberish and he can't. Why do you think one leg doesn't bend when he walks.

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Reply #4758 October 10, 2011 1:51:04 AM
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Quoting IROKONESS,
reply 4756
And while I'm at it, would there be a bow tie?

It's an accessory to consider, I suppose, but wouldn't it increase his chance of getting pins n' needles in 'that' extremity?

Quoting Uvah,
reply 4757
If I blew into town dontcha think the town would be all up in arms because I sent Mark all those pseudo-Viagra pills back to him because the expiration date expired?

They weren't out of date!  You read the label upside down again, didn't you?

Quoting Uvah,
reply 4757
He didn't know that because I can read gibberish and he can't.

Didn't you invent gibberish?  If not, would you consider that you've out-mastered the master [who did invent it]?

Quoting Uvah,
reply 4757
Why do you think one leg doesn't bend when he walks.

Funnily enough, that is close to the truth... due to old injuries my right leg isn't as flexible as it once was, and I sort of swing it forward from the hip rather than bend at the knee.

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Reply #4759 October 10, 2011 2:19:58 AM
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Strangely enough gibberish was invented by this dude called Gib Ber Ishmantuckus because during the war of 7 Gibbles he was wounded in the backside which opened up a new one for him and he had to sit sideways on the loo in order to pass what he had to pass which is not to say that he left it smelling like all roses and stuff and dontcha know afterwards he came out swearing and cussin' up a storm so fast and furious and unintelligibly that everyone around him couldn't understand a word he was saying so he decided to invent a new tongue that he taught to his kids and they called it Gibberish in honor of their old man who continued to spout all kinds of nonsensical stuff after his backside got a new one?

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Reply #4760 October 10, 2011 3:16:35 AM
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Your making that up, right Uvah?   Sideways on the loo????          

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Reply #4761 October 10, 2011 5:05:32 AM
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Quoting IROKONESS,
reply 4760
Your making that up, right Uvah?

How could you tell when all his serious/true stuff comes out the same way ?????

Quoting IROKONESS,
reply 4760
Sideways on the loo????

Yes.. and did you know it wasn't just his old war injury that made him do it? 

Would you believe it's also to prevent his thingwybob from dangling in the water?



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Reply #4762 October 10, 2011 6:34:22 AM
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Quoting IROKONESS,
reply 4760
Your making that up, right Uvah?

Am I?

Quoting IROKONESS,
reply 4760
Sideways on the loo????

As opposed to bottom side up?

Quoting starkers,
reply 4761
when all his serious/true stuff comes out the same way

Does a new definition of sane go with it?

Quoting starkers,
reply 4761
thingwybob

Professor Titus 'Bob' Thingwyger of Buppachuk Norweden had this to say about that.

[/quote who= "Titus 'Bob' Thingwyger" reply= "6969" id= "???????"]..."So vhat den?" [/quote].

 

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Reply #4763 October 10, 2011 9:03:53 AM
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Quoting starkers,
reply 4761
prevent his thingwybob from dangling in the water?

I'm so glad I'm a girl.      That is more plausible.  Don't know if you watch Curb Your Enthusiasm, but, in one episode he suffers from long balls. He twisted while starting to go down some stairs, Before a date, of course. Hilarious.  At the very worst I could steam my boobies while cooking.....  

Rice anyone?

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Reply #4764 October 10, 2011 9:59:17 AM
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Quoting IROKONESS,
reply 4763
Rice anyone?

And while I'm over for fried rice, rice custard, baked rice pudding or curry and rice, would you like me to rub some soothing cream on that steam burn?

As for the 'long balls', I think I'll leave it at wearing a size too small undies.  That 'twisting' on the stairs bit is probably a bit too much for me.

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Reply #4765 October 10, 2011 11:44:04 AM
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Quoting starkers,
reply 4764
would you like me to rub some soothing cream on that steam burn?
[quote who="starkers"

Ah, someone who cares.   Yes, I would.

 

 

reply="4764" id="3008549"]As for the 'long balls', I think I'll leave it at wearing a size too small undies.[/quote]

Good call there starkers. So would I.... An ounce of prevention, right?

 

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Reply #4766 October 10, 2011 5:10:50 PM
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Be careful of steam burns. They ain't called steamy fer nuthin' you know, right? Might get a bit of a rush cause them nurples glow a rosey red under just right conditions and one never knows when an ice pack is need instead of a soothing cream to calm the volatile output and.....................

Pardon. Gibbles ya know. Is Gib Ber Ishmantuckus by you? He wuz here a bit ago. See ^^^^^^^^^^^

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Reply #4767 October 10, 2011 5:48:42 PM
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An ice pack you say. And would you be volunteering yur ice pack survices in this what could be a stressful time for my boobies? 

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Reply #4768 October 10, 2011 5:53:31 PM
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Quoting IROKONESS,
reply 4765
Ah, someone who cares. Yes, I would.

Yes, and I'd even warm my hands, would you believe?

Quoting IROKONESS,
reply 4765
An ounce of prevention, right?

An ounce of prevention, eh?  Like, did you really think my undies 'd be that light???   Last I heard, my seamstress was seconding another circus tent to finish the first pair I commissioned.  It's the double extra triple gusset, you see... the extra support being there so I don't suffer with long ball syndrome if I happen to trip on the stairs,

Quoting Uvah,
reply 4766
Is Gib Ber Ishmantuckus by you?

Is he also known as Jake the peg with the extra leg?

 

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Reply #4769 October 10, 2011 6:14:34 PM
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Quoting starkers,
reply 4768
An ounce of prevention, eh? Like, did you really think my undies 'd be that light??? Last I heard, my seamstress was seconding another circus tent to finish the first pair I commissioned. It's the double extra triple gusset, you see... the extra support being there so I don't suffer with long ball syndrome if I happen to trip on the stairs,

Oh the visions.  LMAO        No wonder you have a sore back and legs.....

See now maybe I could massage you back, and make You feel all better?

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Reply #4770 October 10, 2011 6:49:34 PM
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Quoting IROKONESS,
reply 4769
See now maybe I could massage you back

Would you massage me front as well?

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Reply #4771 October 10, 2011 6:57:51 PM
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Would be hard not to.  Wouldn't it? 

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Reply #4772 October 10, 2011 7:07:22 PM
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Start a new thread titled...................

Hey mark...got Iro(n)?

Get it....Iro...IRO-KONESS

No huh...Okay

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Reply #4773 October 10, 2011 7:45:35 PM
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That was cold Uvah.      And is that poetry I see? 

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Reply #4774 October 10, 2011 9:34:17 PM
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You mean I are a poet and dunt no it? WOW!

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Reply #4775 October 11, 2011 9:45:50 AM
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Learn something new every day. That's a great endeavour wot?

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