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"friday five" ... gender bender

You are a member of the opposite sex for 24 hours. You must now design your 'new' appearance and plan your experiences for the day. Let’s see what you can get up to ...

1/ What type of body, face and hair will you give yourself ?

2/ What is the first thing you will do with/to your ‘new’ body ?

3/ Who will be the focus of your romantic interest ?

4/ What will be your ‘new’ name ?

5/ What major puzzle about the opposite sex will you hope find the answer to ?

... Everyone is welcome. Come on in and join our 'gender bender' !.

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Hehe...yay...to be a man...I can rule the world and mess it up....yay! hehe....Oh I'm going to be so naughty...forgive me men

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1/ What type of body, face and hair will you give yourself ?
Hmmm...I will have a shaved head, so I can rub it all day, I will have a nice defined six pack that I can gaze at in the mirror and stroke all day, and I will have a cheeky smile, with mmmmm 'come to bed' eyes. I will be tall, oh I'd so love to be tall. Yay, I will just be a complete stud muffin! Hehe....

2/ What is the first thing you will do with/to your ‘new’ body ?

...I will get the tape measure out

. Then I will do some manly work, and feel really grrrr.......maybe buy some speedo's and go to the beach, ooooh that would be fun!

3/ Who will be the focus of your romantic interest ?
The girl who makes me think, who doesn't fall for my charms straight away. The girl who is cheeky, who doesn't give in and is my equal. The girl who can make me smile, oh and has good boobs, hehe. Wow I am in character!

4/ What will be your ‘new’ name ?
Oooh Ethan. I will be Ethan. I have always loved that name, and there is something SO manly about it!

5/ What major puzzle about the opposite sex will you hope find the answer to ?
Now I am confused, but I am a man, hehe! Yeh...erm I'd like to know why men are so emotionally retarded, why their trousers control most of their thoughts, and why they find it so easy to appear not to care!

I loved this Mig.....so much fun....*hides from the men of JU*

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1/ What type of body, face and hair will you give yourself ? I would be petite, dark hair piercing blue eyes nice tits and a firm bum.

2/ What is the first thing you will do with/to your ‘new’ body ? Take it for a test drive

3/ Who will be the focus of your romantic interest ? erm... rich men.

4/ What will be your ‘new’ name ? Rose

5/ What major puzzle about the opposite sex will you hope find the answer to ? The shoe thing.

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1/ What type of body, face and hair will you give yourself ? I'd give myself an athletic body and just run up and down the streets for the hell of it. I'd definitely like to figure out of running is a much more pleasant experience with a body that was built for it. I'd have an intelligent and slightly arrogant look... I'd probably be the deb of the ball, I'd look so intimidating yet challenging. And yes, I'd be of tall height, over six feet so that I can stare over people in the mall.

2/ What is the first thing you will do with/to your ‘new’ body ? I'd spend 7 minutes alone in the bedroom to prepare, and then I'd get ready to get to business. Since I'm so proud of my body, intelligence, and of course, arrogant to boot, I wouldn't even think about a possibility of spending the night alone. That just wouldn't happen.

3/ Who will be the focus of your romantic interest ? Bloody everybody.

4/ What will be your ‘new’ name ? I'd make everyone address me by my last name only. Except that I'd make those that lust after me call me Precious.

5/ What major puzzle about the opposite sex will you hope find the answer to ? I really wouldn't care, yanno. It's all about me!

Christ, I'd be the asshole I always go for. And then I'd find out if I was any happier like that or better off just being me.
Nic.

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Yeah mignuna, my first friday five and you pick a good one (not that they others are bad, but well, um, i'll just answer the questions now...)
1/ What type of body, face and hair will you give yourself?
Well since it is only for 24 hours, I'm not overly concerned. Not supermodelish, but not ugly either, so just sort of averagish. Perhaps on the pretty side of average? Woohoo, a non answer. Ok, i'd just want me but a girl, so tall, skinnyish, short hair.
2/ What is the first thing you will do with/to your ‘new’ body?
Hehe, strip naked and look at the 'new' me in a full length mirror. Laugh hystericaly, then get dressed and go about my day as usual. And I'd have to make sure to take a few pictures of myself.
3/ Who will be the focus of your romantic interest?
Same person as it is today. Of course, it wouldn't be a mutual romantic interest, but that's nothing new. But it couldn't turn out much worse that it is now, and hopefully i could find a way to be friends again.
4/ What will be your ‘new’ name?
Again, since it's only for a day i'd just turn 'Danny' into 'Dani'. But if it was going to be more permanent i'm leaning towards 'Polly'. Then i'd change my last name to Magel. Not sure on middle name yet, but something starting with an A, Abigail maybe? Then i'd have the initials PM, or PAM, and either would be a tribute to where I once was.
5/ What major puzzle about the opposite sex will you hope find the answer to?
Hmm, tough one. I could go with the typical 'understanding woman' thing that guys are supposed to be really bad at. Or something sillier like why woman wear make up, or some of the clothes they wear. But I think i'd just go with enjoying the experience and worry about puzzles some other day.

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1/ What type of body, face and hair will you give yourself ?
Well time to learn a lot of having a different body so...overweight, short, cute round face, african american consistency of hair.

2/ What is the first thing you will do with/to your ‘new’ body ?
Maybe not the first thing, but first priority...Masturbate...not just because it's too easy of an answer, but I think I could definitely learn a lot that would be beneficial to romantic interests if I changed back to soon without taking that opportunity.

3/ Who will be the focus of your romantic interest?
Some skinny white grubby poet wannabe with a blog on JU.

4/ What will be your ‘new’ name ?
Angelique

5/ What major puzzle about the opposite sex will you hope find the answer to
Why they haven't risen up and taken over this dirt ball yet.

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I'm not to sure about this...fun, yeah...but who wants to be a guy?

I'm just kidding all you macho guys out there...

1/ What type of body, face and hair will you give yourself ? Something along the lines of Tom Cruise. He's so hot.

2/ What is the first thing you will do with/to your ‘new’ body ? Go shopping. I want to see what fits that kind of body.

3/ Who will be the focus of your romantic interest ? Ummm...poor ignored intelligent women.

4/ What will be your ‘new’ name ? Leon

5/ What major puzzle about the opposite sex will you hope find the answer to ? Why guys are obsessed with lawn mowers and cars.

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What a fun idea, mig! I love it!

1/ What type of body, face and hair will you give yourself ?

Dark hair, "high and tight" haircut, no facial hair, dimples, dark eyelashes, endearing smile. Tall (let's try 6'2"), big strong muscles, but a bit of a belly, too.

2/ What is the first thing you will do with/to your ‘new’ body ?

Pick up heavy stuff. Then I will go hit on girls and see if works.

3/ Who will be the focus of your romantic interest ?

Liv Tyler. I will rescue her from her wimpy husband.

4/ What will be your ‘new’ name ?

Maybe Christopher. Just call me Chris, though.

5/ What major puzzle about the opposite sex will you hope find the answer to ?

Whether or not guys are really wired to be polygamous.

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1/ What type of body, face and hair will you give yourself ?

A 10, A 10, AND A 10

2/ What is the first thing you will do with/to your ‘new’ body

SAME AS WITH THE OLD...GET LAID.

3/ Who will be the focus of your romantic interest ?

I WOULD BE A HOPELESS SLUT

4/ What will be your ‘new’ name ?

CHERRY, OF COURSE

5/ What major puzzle about the opposite sex will you hope find the answer to ?

WHY WOMEN DON'T RULE THE WORLD...

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oo, id also use my new equipment to pee on as many verical structures as possible....

hehehe.

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and now, the moment you've all been waiting for ... (humour me, ok hehe)

1/ i tried not to say this. but i can't help it. i wanna be tall and mysterious and have dark, brooding eyes and a firm butt. plus i'm having an ENORMOUS thingy despite being slim. heh. that should do it

2/ ok, i am unafraid to say that i suffer from genuine surges of penis envy on occasion. still, i hate to admit that i think i'd quickly become obsessed with how far i could shoot it. (sorry !)

3/ my pretty husband. (i am so dead if he ever reads that, but he's so much prettier than i am)

4/ valentine. (my great-grandpa's name)

5/ will my balls REALLY explode if i get teased and then don't get some ?

i love you guys. you're all hot as gender benders !.

(woooo sabrina, you are one dishy hunk !. just add some piercings and i'd be scratching at your door, baby ! bwaaa haaaaa). you too sal, with the sweaty, manly work. and texas - you sexy man, you ! ... 6ft 2 and swarthy !. *swoons*

(and nic - you sexy bastard, you ... you can be my rebound fling !).

silver and jade tears, i like your choice in dates. way to go, man !. err, woman. err, you know ...

ant, it's nice to 'meet' you, and thanks for your contribution. you sound like a bit of a babe as a chicky there, petal. i like the piercings, and dark hair and blue eyes is lovely.

alphonse, i must say that turning you into a woman would be a damn shame, still, i liked your idea about using female masturbation as a way to satisfy women later on. (and as for your desire for "some skinny white grubby poet wannabe with a blog on JU" ... hehe ... i know you meant yourself, but that description sounds so much like me that i had to gloat. heh).

shovelheat, i love your answers. you sound like a gorgeous, self-possessed, sexually confident (albeit a tad slutty) girl. you go sister !

Ok, i'd just want me but a girl, so tall, skinnyish, short hair

danny, you sound suspiciously like me hehe. and your idea about taking photos of yourself is superb ! i wish i thought of that !

mig XXX

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This post makes me think of an extremely funny, but very off-color, email I got a while back. It was titled the 10 things a man would do if he was a woman for a day and 10 things a woman would yadayadayada...

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ooohhh, could i impose on you to copy & paste that here, chip ? ... and where are your answers ? we're dying to know ! mig XX

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ooohhh, could i impose on you to copy & paste that here, chip ? ... and where are your answers ? we're dying to know ! mig XX

I will do that shortly. I have to dig it out. I'll answer, too!

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TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WERE A WOMAN FOR A DAY:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
09. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
08. See if they could finally do the splits.
07. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
06. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
05. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time.
04. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
03. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
02. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...
01. Finally find that damned G-spot.

TOP TEN THINGS A WOMAN WOULD DO IF THEY WERE A MAN FOR A DAY

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
09. Get a blow job.
08. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
07. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
06. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
05. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
04. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
03. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
02. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes 2 inches to be added to the final measurement.
01. Repeat number 9

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1/ What type of body, face and hair will you give yourself ? Something like this -

2/ What is the first thing you will do with/to your ‘new’ body ? Dress up very much like the picture above and start on the list... Also, release my inner lesbian!

3/ Who will be the focus of your romantic interest ? Hmmm... My wife. Or some other eligible bachelorette...

4/ What will be your ‘new’ name ? I'd probably answer to 'Hot Stuff'

5/ What major puzzle about the opposite sex will you hope find the answer to ? See list...

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1/ I'll have to go with the shallow angle and aim for some sort of Playboy Playmate body. (One with large breasts, of course.)
2/ Explore it.
3/ If I'm still me on the inside, then I'll still find the idea of kissing a guy repugnant, so I'd probably focus on hanging out at the Mansion and getting some girl-on-girl action going.
4/ Maxine.
5/ What women like most when having their breasts fondled. (Fun to find out, and should serve me in good stead after the change-back!

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1) Can I just look like a young Marlon Brando please?

2)pee standing up and open jars, then go get wasted (to see how much more I had to drink, purely scientific)

3)Scarlett johanson, before she got all skinny.

4)Jack. Just because I like the name.

5)why men pull their pants up a little at the crotch before they sit down.

Sorry, my brain has turned to mashmallow mush this week mig

Dyl xx

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)why men pull their pants up a little at the crotch before they sit down.

It's not the pants were pulling up. We're making sure we don't sit on something.

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It's not the pants were pulling up. We're making sure we don't sit on something.

Mystery solved!

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hehe. thanks for clearing that up for me!

Dyl xx

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these comments are so fugging funny that i have to calm myself before i respond.

i just woke up, and if laugh anymore before i have my weeties i'll puke hehe

mig (who loves you all) XXX

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