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Chuck Norris facts in Sins

By RS-fx on April 26, 2009 8:36:39 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

RS-fx

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Chuck Norris can defeat a fully upgraded starbase with a colony vessel.

Female Advent have hot voices to seduce Chuck Norris. It is not gonna work.

Last time Advent meteor-stormed Chuck Norris, he stroke back with a planet-storm.

Pirates don't accept bounty for Chuck Norris. They prefer commiting suicide.

Chuck Norris can stop a blast from a Novalith Cannon with his left hand.

Chuck Norris have never been minidumped.

A classic one : The vasari are running away from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris have more karma than Annatar11

One day, Chuck Norris took a Missile Barrage from a Marza. He blinked.

In a gravity well, there is 1278 objects that Chuck Norris could use to annihilate your fleet, including the gravity well.

Chuck Norris can move his fleet whereever he wants, and it is often in your face.

Where Chuck Norris goes, mines steps aside.

 

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Reply #26
Deceiver_0
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April 28, 2009 3:36:04 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris eats space eggs for breakfast.

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Frozen_chips
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April 28, 2009 4:33:00 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

In Soviet Russia, the planet drains...

Wait, wrong internet meme.

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Shadowhal
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April 28, 2009 4:47:37 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting Deceiver_0,
reply 1
Chuck Norris eats space eggs for breakfast.

damn, I just wanted to post that.

and for desert, chuck norris planet sucks an ice world.

the reason that planets in sins don't revolve around their sun is that chuck norris stares them in place.

if advent try to mind-control chuck norris, not only do they fail, but everyone on the ship and in the area goes insane from even trying.

if the game allowed to zoom out even farther, one would see that all those billions of planets and suns are really just nerve cells in chuck norris' brain.

maybe then, the whole game is just a dream of chuck norris.

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Vleessjuu
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April 28, 2009 8:36:19 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Tec's Missle Barage is a feeble attempt  to mimic Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Barrage.

Chuck Norris has 100% migitation by default. If he wants to, he can get that up to 200% and beyond easily. Yes, that means that you'll get hurt by firing on Chuck Norris.

Firing Phase Missles at Chuck Norris will only cause the missles to hide in phase space untill he leaves. Foolishness, of course. You can't hide from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris needs no extractors. He just roundhouse kicks an asteroid which will instantly becomes a full fledged fleet.

When Chuck Norris is near a star, the star will recieve increased anti matter regeneration.

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Krimlim
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April 28, 2009 1:14:37 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I can't keep up with some you These facts are just priceless.

Everytime Chuck Norris destroys one of your ships, your bounty will go up.

Having found peace, Chuck Norris decided to settle down on Kron.

Here's a classic TEC saying: You may become as rich as the star is gold, but you shall never be as rich as Chuck Norris' beard.

 

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red1939
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April 28, 2009 4:12:11 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

1. Chuck Norris doesn't travel between star systems - they just all merge in the place where Chuck is.

2. Chuck Norris is more scary than 10 x lvl 6 Marza.

3. Chuck Norris isn't listed in the Damage Charts as his +% dmg value would be so large, that no computer could handle it.

4. If you think that there is nothing faster than light, then you haven't heard about Chuck Norris.

5. If we could transform Chuck Norris into ship, it's exhaust would produce a permanent Cleansing Brillance of length of a Star's well radius.

6. The most retarded beings in the Galaxy are the Vasari - they think they can run away from Chuck.

7. Transcendence technology is nothing more than excessive roundhouse kick training.

8. Chuck Norris allowed to build star bases, so that he can use them to play soccer from time to time.

9. Why there are 3 main races? Because Chuck Norris likes number 3.

10. Chuck Norris is so OP that even developers can't nerf him.

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Sokar468
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April 28, 2009 11:04:16 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting N3rull,
reply 8
Chuck Norris completed Go Big or Go Home, Fear of Icebergs, No Exhaust Port Found and Best Defense is Good Offense achievements...
... in one game.

 

Hahaha!  That's great.

 

Quoting Deceiver_0,
reply 17

Chuck Norris is why there are dead asteroids.

 

Awesome!

 

Chuck Norris makes Advent popular culture lethal.

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sangamc
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April 29, 2009 12:04:38 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

chuck norris can play soase on his atari 2600 (he can also play cds in a casette deck)

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Isiss
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April 29, 2009 12:28:06 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

The TEC had a choice to use either the novalith or Chuck Norris.  They chose the novalith because it was more humane.

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CitizenGeneral
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April 29, 2009 12:45:40 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris CAN make an infinite trade route.

 

Once Chuck Norris jumped his construction frigates into the enemy's home well, bombed his homeplanet and made 2 extracters, all before his opponent finished loading.

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godoggo
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April 29, 2009 12:50:56 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

You guys are killing me!

Quoting Vleessjuu,
reply 4
Firing Phase Missles at Chuck Norris will only cause the missles to hide in phase space untill he leaves. Foolishness, of course. You can't hide from Chuck Norris.

Love that one!

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darth-plaigus
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April 29, 2009 1:37:27 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Tec's Missle Barage is a feeble attempt to mimic Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Barrage.

Wrong!

They were try to mimic when he sneazes.

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darth-plaigus
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April 29, 2009 1:54:34 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

One  last thing from now on when every any body types Chuck Noris it'll look like this,

 

CHUCK NORIS

   

In full capital letters, times new roman, size 36, under lined, itallisised, bolded, and with a space top and below all other unworthy words.

For he is the Creator, the Producer, the best Modder, and Player of Sins.

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Tamren
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April 29, 2009 2:26:10 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

When Chuck uses a phase drive. He stays still and the drive moves the universe.

When Chuck first saw a Vasari starbase, he ate it. Five starbases later he realized that they were not turnips.

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destiny14
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April 29, 2009 4:05:08 AM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

Every time Chuck Norris yawns a Black hole is created.....

the real reason the AI's all ally and fight against you if you don't lock teams?? they think they're up against Chuck and they foolishly believe it'll give them a chance

Chuck Norris once farted and blew out a sun.......

the vasari are actually running because they tryed to clone Chuck and he found out and is after them for copyright infringment......

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TheRezonator
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April 29, 2009 5:07:06 AM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

The Vasari are running from some unknown enemy... the unknown enemy are running from Chuck Norris.

 

p.s. Darth... Norris is spelt with 2 'r's.... i would start running.... not that it'll do much good... =P

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israil
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April 29, 2009 8:50:01 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

The Advent's "the Unity" is actually a mistranslation of their peculiar dialect.  A better translation would be "the Unit,"as in Chuck Norris' Unit.  

To show their worship of Chuck Norris' Unit, the Advent developed the Radiance Battleship, a 1/16 scale replica of his Unit

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April 29, 2009 1:30:52 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

The Vasari actually aren't running from Chuck Norris at all. Long ago, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the entire Vasari race and since then they've been flying through the universe, trying to stop.

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April 29, 2009 10:04:32 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

p.s. Darth... Norris is spelt with 2 'r's.... i would start running.... not that it'll do much good... =P

Its fine I just drank all the blue stuff at the bottom of the sink.

You gotta wonder what

 

CHUCK NORRIS

 

Thinks about all the jokes about him.

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April 30, 2009 1:31:04 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris's mission timer goes to 11.

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April 30, 2009 2:28:09 PM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

Chuck Norris doesnt move in space, space moves for Chuck Norris.

In space only Chuck Norris can be heard.

 

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April 30, 2009 4:08:44 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris dreamed the original KOL battleship into existence!  It was cute and cuddly as he towered over it, much like Leila's Nibbler.  It was able to devoured entire star systems only to poop them out as anti-matter.  But alas, he awoke.  And the rest is history...

 

 

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April 30, 2009 5:42:43 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris uses Armstice to go to sleep. Otherwise he can't won't stop roundhousing people.

 

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April 30, 2009 9:17:22 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

RS-Fx should be shot, pounded, set on fire, and shot again as if this list goes obscure, we all get killed by a mysterious roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris.

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April 30, 2009 9:22:31 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Black holes don't devour Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris devours black holes.

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