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Chuck Norris facts in Sins

By RS-fx on April 26, 2009 8:36:39 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

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Chuck Norris can defeat a fully upgraded starbase with a colony vessel.

Female Advent have hot voices to seduce Chuck Norris. It is not gonna work.

Last time Advent meteor-stormed Chuck Norris, he stroke back with a planet-storm.

Pirates don't accept bounty for Chuck Norris. They prefer commiting suicide.

Chuck Norris can stop a blast from a Novalith Cannon with his left hand.

Chuck Norris have never been minidumped.

A classic one : The vasari are running away from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris have more karma than Annatar11

One day, Chuck Norris took a Missile Barrage from a Marza. He blinked.

In a gravity well, there is 1278 objects that Chuck Norris could use to annihilate your fleet, including the gravity well.

Chuck Norris can move his fleet whereever he wants, and it is often in your face.

Where Chuck Norris goes, mines steps aside.

 

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Reply #51
Krimlim
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May 3, 2009 8:44:54 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris can name everything. Including the Sun. And he suffers from no character limit.

 

Chuck Norris' home is the Pirate Compound.

 

Chuck Norris is even more elusive than those Space Ponies.

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N3rull
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May 6, 2009 6:02:48 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

You can not order your ships to scuttle when you see Chuck Norris join the battle. They already did.

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Thomas Fife
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May 6, 2009 10:13:34 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

The cooldown time for Chuck Norris's weapons is -4.5 seconds.

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Unknown924
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May 6, 2009 10:57:29 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris already beat the campaign.

Chuck Norris can solo fleets of long range firgates with a light firgate.

Chuck's Norris can colonize enemy planets, all of them, simultaneously.

Instead of dealing damage, Chuck Norris puts a negative sign in front of his enemies' health.

The reason the missile barrage han't had its power reduced is because Chuck Norris likes it the way it is.

All of Chuck Norris's ships have anti-missile and anti-fighter point defense.

 

 

 

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May 6, 2009 11:51:02 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

The Novalith Cannon was supposed to replicate a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick....They didn't come close

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Samurye
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May 7, 2009 12:16:55 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris dosen't bomb planets. The planets blow themselves up when one of his ships enters the gravwell. Chuck Norris puts the planets back together.

 

Samurye.

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May 7, 2009 12:19:09 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

The Super Marza that wiped out the Vasari was created out of Chuck Norris' smallest toe.

They'd all be gone if Chuck Norris didn't have mercy.

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Thomas Fife
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May 7, 2009 3:42:16 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting Swordsalmon,
reply 7


They'd all be gone if Chuck Norris didn't have mercy.

 

He doesn't. He just likes a hunt.

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noobsauce94
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May 11, 2009 7:17:12 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris has the largest fleet in the game: himself

If you find a ship drifting in space, with health, damage, and antimatter at 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, then you've found Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris doesn't use resources to build a fleet, he consumes them

Chuck Norris can't enter gravity wells: they're too small

The energy released by chuck Norris' sneeze is equivalent to 500 supernovas

I would like to repeat jokes I already said:

a wormhole went into Chuck Norris and came out of another Chuck Norris

a black hole fell into Chuck Norris and was ripped apart

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May 11, 2009 7:33:46 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

The reason the Vasari starbase moves is because it is being chased by Chuck Norris

not the best joke but...

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May 11, 2009 9:02:50 PM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

Chuck's beard has its own grav well, it holds 8 star bases.

Chuck Norris didnt buy Sins, he looked at it on the shelf and won.

Chuck Norris eats a dozen Eggs every morning.

Chuck Norris didnt do the tutorals.

When chuck enters a wormhole, he goes where he wants.

Chuck's computer is better than yours.

Bowflex is the only tec on Chuck's reserch tree.

 

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May 11, 2009 9:17:05 PM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

My computer crashed cause I forgot to capitalize Chucks name in one of my jokes.

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May 15, 2009 1:06:24 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris designed a capital ship that beats all the others, but hes keeping it to himself. Its called....Chuck Norris.

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May 15, 2009 7:12:43 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting xploseve_12b,
reply 12
My computer crashed cause I forgot to capitalize Chucks name in one of my jokes.

You better run, not that it will do much good.

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May 15, 2009 11:03:27 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris glances at a planet and it joins his side

The Deliverance Engine delivers Chuck Norris which is why it causes a planets allegiance to you to get a boost.

The Advent are trying to become one with Chuck Norris and if they succeed they will be invincible.

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HellishFiend
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May 16, 2009 9:55:47 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Hidden inside every Space Junk gravity well is a "Chuck Norris was here" sign.

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May 17, 2009 12:36:35 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris uses volcanic planets as charcoal, ice planets as ice, starbases as burgers, terran planets as vegetables, stars as the buns, ships for condiments, asteroids as sesame seeds, and wormholes as trashbins

In other words... the galaxy is all Chuck Norris needs to have lunch.

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May 17, 2009 1:10:35 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

If you have five hundred thousand credits and Chuck Norris has five hundred thousand credits, Chuck Norris has more credits than you.

Chuck Norris was dc'd from ICO and still won the match.

Chuck Norris created a mod for SoaSE; it became known as Entrenchment.

Chuck Norris has already won the online game, before you even connected.

Before Frogboy posts a thread, he asks Chuck Norris if it is ok.

Chuck Norris' member no. is -0 and was posting threads one day before the forum went live.

The Vasari sound the way they do because, one time, they saw Chuck Norris and those are their balls in their throats.

Chuck Norris doesn't convert his files, Chuck Norris can read and type in binary.

When Chuck Norris enters a gravwell, the starbase phase jumps out.

 

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May 17, 2009 1:29:19 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

The Akkan battlecruiser was useful, until it offended Chuck Norris

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May 17, 2009 1:33:01 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris once played a single player game vs 9 AI set to unfair, allied together. He started the game, walked away for 10 hours, came back and won using only 1 scout ship. He had his eyes closed the whole time.

 

Brad told us 100,000 pirates crashed the Demigod servers on opening day. In reality, it was Chuck Norris trying to play himself, because that is his only real competition.

 

The reason nobody plays Sins online is because Chuck Norris beat them all and they committed suicide after they lost.

 

(from a different thread)

banned for not being Chuck Norris.

http://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/344924/page/98

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May 17, 2009 12:27:53 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

If you have five hundred thousand credits and Chuck Norris has five hundred thousand credits, Chuck Norris has more credits than you.

No, if you have five hundred thousand credits and Chuck Norris has five hundred thousand credits, Chuck Norris will beat you up and take your credits

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May 18, 2009 2:47:36 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

look i started a Chuck Norris ban, for a little bit here:

http://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/344924/page/98/#replies

posts 2436-2446

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soasertsus
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May 18, 2009 9:59:09 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Awesome! I just tryed to start in again. Use this link and then go to the last page

http://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/344924/page/98/#replies

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May 18, 2009 10:12:11 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris is the reason why you can't find the Space Ponies....

Actually i did find space ponies...it just happened randomly when i started a LAN game with one of my friends and when the game started it gave me the achievement Space Ponies.

I believe that Space Ponies is a random, and i mean very random, achievemnet

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May 18, 2009 11:05:51 PM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

I believe that Space Ponies is a random, and i mean very random, achievemnet

i still havent found them.... its the only achievement im missing...

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