Sins of a Solar Empire : Real-Time Strategy. Unrivalled Scale.
© 2003-2013 Ironclad Games Corporation Vancouver, BC. All rights reserved.
© 2006-2013 Stardock Entertainment
Sign Up | Lost Login?

Lolsins

By Allquixotic on September 28, 2009 4:20:44 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Allquixotic

Join Date 08/2003
+4

Anyone who plays Advent frequently (or even once, on a really big map) will quickly get the sound clip "All bounty has been depleted" drilled into their head. This is currently what is torturing me.

This made me think of what may be the first lolsins post (done in the style of lolcats). If anyone can come up with similar ones related to the game, I'll be sure to stop by and chuckle.

lolsins bounty

30 Replies
Search this post
Advanced Search
Subscription Options

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
2 Pages Jump to Page1 2 
Reply #1
Phalnax811
Join Date 07/2007
+21
September 28, 2009 9:27:10 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I don't have a pic or anything but something like this:

Enormous woman in the center and text orbiting her saying "A New Planet Has Been Discovered."

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #2
MaarekStele
Join Date 10/2003
+2
September 28, 2009 11:10:55 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

the quote is for all races.  The Vasari one sounds creepier.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #3
anteachtaire
Join Date 06/2009
+2
September 28, 2009 1:22:57 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #4
CaptainAanderson
Join Date 06/2008
+14
September 28, 2009 5:45:47 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting anteachtaire,
reply 3
She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her.

Please tell me that's not as creepy as it sounds...

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #5
FlyingNinja77
Join Date 04/2008
+10
September 28, 2009 8:36:20 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #6
Fokxnim
Join Date 05/2008
+51
October 1, 2009 3:37:51 PM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

haha ninja.

and poor cat....

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #7
Allegiance86
Join Date 07/2009
+12
October 1, 2009 3:58:09 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I wanted to do "I heard you have a fighter problem" with a pic..............but im no good with it.............

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #8
Phalnax811
Join Date 07/2007
+21
October 1, 2009 6:32:01 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

and poor cat....

hopefully it's photoshopped...the helmet looks uber-photoshopped at least.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #9
Fokxnim
Join Date 05/2008
+51
October 1, 2009 7:55:29 PM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

well that glare on the helmet is pretty convincing...

though the cat seems to be missing its left hind leg.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #10
numerarius5988am
Join Date 07/2009
+15
October 3, 2009 6:59:07 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Jump Drive out of context

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #11
numerarius5988am
Join Date 07/2009
+15
October 3, 2009 7:39:52 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I suppose that's of the wrong genre. I don't know how to make that in LOLCats style though...

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #12
FlyingNinja77
Join Date 04/2008
+10
October 5, 2009 12:59:42 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I failed at context, so here is my apology:

 

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #13
Allquixotic
Join Date 08/2003
+4
October 6, 2009 3:21:13 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

ROFL!!  Everyone has posted really excellent lolsins so far.   I lol'd for a few minutes at "The price on our head has increased" one. Great work FlyingNinja77!!

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #14
Craig Fraser
Join Date 10/2006
+51
Moderator
October 6, 2009 3:54:53 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Hahaha...these are awesome...more please!!

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #15
SivCorp
Join Date 02/2009
+41
October 6, 2009 12:54:50 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Our talents are yours.... 

 

Info - talents are old Greek silver units of money....  and advent apparently

 

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #16
SivCorp
Join Date 02/2009
+41
October 6, 2009 12:58:30 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Whata want me to bomb?

 

 

 

 

Funny funny, don't take any offense people....

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #17
AnimusFerrus
Join Date 10/2009
0
October 19, 2009 9:16:40 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I believe I discovered how the Kol Captain activates the Adaptive Forcefield:

 

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #18
Phalnax811
Join Date 07/2007
+21
October 20, 2009 7:29:07 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I believe I discovered how the Kol Captain activates the Adaptive Forcefield:

Or the Argonev Starbase self destruct....who would put that button a keyboard...I mean what if you spilled coffee on it or something?!

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #19
Darvin3
Join Date 12/2008
+162
October 20, 2009 2:33:49 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

That's similar to the Marza's keyboard, except his says "induce panic"

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #20
Pbhead
Join Date 12/2008
+62
October 20, 2009 2:36:26 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

ROFL.

missle barrage ftw.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #21
EvilTesla-RG
Join Date 08/2007
+21
October 20, 2009 3:29:43 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

"Captain! We have over a hundred enemy frigates closing in! what should we do?"

"Um...I don't know. Why do you always ask me. I just blow stuff up. Why don't you just push that button we always use?"

"Yes sir! I don't exactly know what it does, but it always works!"

*Presses "Induce Panic"*

"Look at all the pretty missiles!"

"As I said, I just blow stuff up."

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #22
Allegiance86
Join Date 07/2009
+12
October 20, 2009 4:45:47 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Evil I think you posted this in the wrong thread haha.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #23
EvilTesla-RG
Join Date 08/2007
+21
October 21, 2009 10:22:43 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

no.....I was expanding on the idea of missile barrage, by posting a brief converstaion between a Marza captain and some underling.

 

Maby there was a better way to do it...

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #24
Pbhead
Join Date 12/2008
+62
October 21, 2009 3:20:11 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Kinda sad when our akkan jumps... and ends up on the other side of the planet.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
Reply #25
EvilTesla-RG
Join Date 08/2007
+21
October 21, 2009 3:30:22 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

lol!!

There is also alot of culture going on in that picture..

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
2 Pages Jump to Page1 2 
View all recent posts
Mark all posts as read  •   Delete cookies created by the forum  •   Return to Top
Stardock Forums v1.0.0.0    #108434  walnut1   Server Load Time: 00:00:00.0001079   Page Render Time: