IrationalFear

I would give you karma but a meteor is likely to burn up before impact with the car... try a sledge hammer instead.

I would give you karma but my horoscope says that I should avoid button pushing today due to an incandescent moon and some pesky flies orbiting Uranus.

I would give you karma but I've had a lapse in concentration/memory and I can't remember what my ulterior motives are.

I would give you karma but it seems you're more interested in interiors than ulteriors

If i gave you karma it would just encourage you. Therefore, in all good conscience, i refuse to do so!

I would give you karma but a sabbatical when you just returned from implant central? Ahhh............nope.

I would give you karma but I post too much.

I would give you karma but the tortoise ran over my keyboard and concealed the button.

I would give you karma but unclechrist informs me that you have more than enough already

I would give you karma but don't let your dingle dangley dongle dangle in the dirt, pick it up and put in your pocket where it won't get hurt.

I would give you karma but you're a poet who knows how to blow it.

I would give you karma but people in the depressed state are subject to different state laws, and as such, you do not qualify for karma.

I would give you karma but I have a moulting problem and my feathers are falling out... hence winging it will have to wait... unless you have a spare Lear Jet hanging around for flights at my convenience.