IrationalFear

I would give you karma but why on earth would you be giving somebody Calibrated Prostate Removal?

I would give you karma but you've mistaken that for Celebrities Pimple Remover... available at fakeplasticpeople.com for just $99.99 plus 33% for postage and handling.

I would give you karma but your Crusty Prostate Reduction tool does not work as advertised... and it should have a "please warm before use" in the instructions cos for unwitting first time users it feels like a refrigerated rail spike.

I would give ye karma but ye'll 'ave ter find a much, much better excuse than thar one t' evade yer duty to tha cap'n... aarrgghh!!!!!

I would give you karma but, it's to hot.  

I would give you karma but, you go first.

I would give you karma but, is your nickname speedy Gonzalo's or do you wear just one article of clothing? One sock, no karma.

I would give you karma but I'm in the middle of..............stuff.

Okay.

I would give you karma but supper at my place was turned down for cheap takeaways downtown in the McDonalds district.

I would give you karma but there's no way you're sticking that karma where the sun don't shine on my watch

I would give you karma but I've become celibate since reading that offer.