The only device that makes me forget what starkers really looks like. The stuff of nightmares. And only when cranked up at 100,000 volts.
Now now, let's play nicely here. You really don't mean that, do you! I can tell because you said this ....
As for Po? Nothing can make me forget what he looks like. Makes starkers look like an Adonis.
Truth is, I make Adonis look like Po`on a bad hair day, which going by his avatar is quite often.
Yup, it'd have to suck saveloys to be Smedley... I mean, he wouldn't retain anything if it weren't for the vacuum in his head...
And he has the gall to say we all suck. 
Apparently, Tiger Woods was in Japan and about to putt his par 4 shot into the hole when his ball suddenly disappeared. You know that breath you draw just prior to sneezing? Well, it was in that moment that Smedley sucked Woodsy's ball right clean off the green and right up his nose as it rebounded off his top lip. Woods', it appears, has refused the return of the ball.. and rightly so, too.
You people treat me rotten.
No i don't!!!!
Heap love on me and I'll send it back in spades.... heap photoshops on me and I just go apeshit with the same affection and reply accordingly.
Okay, so I haven't mastered the art the art of 'shopping' yet.... but given my devious nature, you're probably hoping I never do. 
