[JOKE ALERT, keep your hearties light]
To all trolls gnolls kobolds, digimons and general internet tripudiators (*):
This is a 2-stage contest battle.
Vote on the best answer to fill your ammo counter with troll-vitriol. The most voted will start with that fuzzy, warm feeling of superiority which only affects the weak-minded which think voting in a meaningless internet poll about a trivial subject (it's just a game for spaghetti monster's sake!) will forever change their lives.
In the second phase, use your vitriol-powered weapons (a.k.a. internet connections) to dish it out at each other. Those who voted on the non-winning poll options will lash out at the winners and/or any other poll options which had more votes than theirs, as well as those who were voted less.
I don't have to lecture you on the allowed weapons: ALL CAPS, absurd arguments, contradictory posts, goa-tse links and the like are all fair game.
Now, on to the poll:
SOASE Rebellion will be released:
I) Too late.
II) After my grandchildren die of old age.
III) After the Cochrane Warp Drive is actually invented.
IV) After the universe collapses back on itself.
IV) And re-big-bangs all over again.
IV) There are 2 IV poll options.
IV) So what? Actually there are IV IV options. Bite me.
V) Just give me my goddamn copy already!
VI) With an exponential growth in features for each day passed beyond my completely personal, needle-eye sized 'patience exhausted' point. Because I am a very reasonable troll.
VII) After Drago's evolution to Super-duper-incrediawesomeablest-multidimensional-whatchamaycallit-infinite+1-dragonoid, in the 237th season. Because I have the maturity of an 8-year-old.
VIII) When it's ready and there is maximum market visibility for it (boo, hiss, which self-respecting troll would vote on this?).
[fr. L. tripudiare, to dance] rare
1) to dance, skip, or leap for joy; to exult 2) to trample, stamp, or jump upon in contempt or triumph