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Oh How I Wish People Queuing for iPhone 6 Could Be Charged

and locked up for their own good.

By on September 21, 2014 10:18:29 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums


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Yup, just like it says, I wish that those flaming idiots queuing for days on end to get an iPhone 6 would be charged with loitering or something and taken away under the vagrancy act.

What's more, those bastages at Apple should have released it during Winter... so the twerps sleeping out overnight were freezing their tushes off and were more than grateful for a nice warm cell [with a toilet] to bunk down in.

I figure it would save them alot of money as well, cos vagrancy is just a misdemeanor and the fine would be a hell of alot less that a freaking iPhone 6.  Vagrancy and loitering is only gonna cost 'em a 100 bucks [and they get breakfast], as opposed to several hundred dollars, so I reckon it's a pretty good deal and they shouldn't bitch about it.  It's not like it'd go down on their record... and a warm bunk has to be better than the cold, hard pavement.  Hehe!

Anyhow, there you have it, The Pirate's way to save people from themselves.

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September 24, 2014 12:24:51 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

The other charge most [if not all] these 'camping out' twits should be hit with is littering.  I saw on TV where the queue had been outside of one Apple store, and there were piles of litter from fast food and drink containers scattered from one end of the street to the other.

Now that is definitely uncool.  Animals leave the carcasses/remains of meals laying around, so it leaves me wondering why this group of Apple customers didn't see themselves as any better than animals.

Oh, that's right, getting their hands on that flimsy [bendable] iPhone was far more important than being a thoughtful citizen/having some pride in their city.

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