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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

from WinCustomize Forums
I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2476 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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The Theory of Special Relativity
and gravity are proof that God exists,
they both defy logic.
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Reply #2477 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Beware of self fulfilling prophesies.
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Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #2478 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Quantity of comfort.
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Reply #2479 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Reality will arrive in eight years,
possibly four.
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Reply #2481 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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If you are looking for a reason,
Palin is not it.
Is the Light on yet?
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Reply #2482 from WinCustomize Forums Top

be careful what you wish for you might just get it

Reply #2483 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Hint:
The stock markets are in a negative bubble,
they will have to go up to find the bottom.
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Reply #2484 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You can lead a horse to water, but before you do, just remember how a wet horse smells!  x_x

Reply #2485 from WinCustomize Forums Top

never assume anything when you do you make an ass out of you and me

ass/u/me

Reply #2486 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Confusius say......man who live in glass house should shit in basement.

Reply #2487 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Confusius say... man who stands on toliet is high on pot.

Reply #2488 from WinCustomize Forums Top

you only get out of life what you put into it

Reply #2489 from WinCustomize Forums Top

don't count your chickens before they hatch

don't put all your bread in one basket

Reply #2490 from WinCustomize Forums Top

what goes around comes around

don't judge a book by its cover

Reply #2491 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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It all boils down to,
who do you trust?
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Reply #2492 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Someone wants to blame all the bad decisions
on labor.
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Reply #2493 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Ever notice that while the moon is technically full
only one day per cycle, it looks full three days per cycle.
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Reply #2494 from WinCustomize Forums Top

In the famous words of Jack Nicholson on The Bucket List: " Never pass up the chance to go to the restroom, never waste an erection, and never trust a fart!"  :blush:

I hope that is not too risque, I cleaned it up a little.  :blush:

Reply #2495 from WinCustomize Forums Top
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First rule for riding a motor cycle:
Never panic.
Second rule for riding a motor cycle:
Ride like granny in town.
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My favorite Quote this week:
"wizards of smart"
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Reply #2496 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Third rule for riding a motor cycle:
Ride with the assumption that all slow moving or stopped objects will
pull out in front of you or pull a U - turn in front of you.
If an object is moving at a high rate of speed, then you know where
it is heading.
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Reply #2497 from WinCustomize Forums Top
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Recently I was 50 miles out in the middle of nowhere,
and found this message written on the support beam of a small structure.
"I'm still missing you"
Recently I wrote a message on a small piece of paper and it all
most blew away in the wind, I tore it up and threw it away because
I didn't want anyone to read it.
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Reply #2498 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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There is a simple way to get car manufactures to build
fuel efficient cars.
Buy a fuel efficient car.
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Reply #2500 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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What is one of the biggest differences between 20 years ago
and today?
Hint: You might be using it to read this.
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