~The Theory of Special Relativityand gravity are proof that God exists,they both defy logic.~
~Beware of self fulfilling prophesies.~
~Quantity of comfort.~
~Reality will arrive in eight years,possibly four.~
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
~If you are looking for a reason,Palin is not it.Is the Light on yet?~
be careful what you wish for you might just get it
~Hint:The stock markets are in a negative bubble,they will have to go up to find the bottom.~
You can lead a horse to water, but before you do, just remember how a wet horse smells!
never assume anything when you do you make an ass out of you and me
Confusius say......man who live in glass house should shit in basement.
Confusius say... man who stands on toliet is high on pot.
you only get out of life what you put into it
don't count your chickens before they hatch
don't put all your bread in one basket
what goes around comes around
don't judge a book by its cover
~It all boils down to,who do you trust?~
~Someone wants to blame all the bad decisionson labor.~
~Ever notice that while the moon is technically fullonly one day per cycle, it looks full three days per cycle.~
In the famous words of Jack Nicholson on The Bucket List: " Never pass up the chance to go to the restroom, never waste an erection, and never trust a fart!"
I hope that is not too risque, I cleaned it up a little.
~Third rule for riding a motor cycle:Ride with the assumption that all slow moving or stopped objects willpull out in front of you or pull a U - turn in front of you.If an object is moving at a high rate of speed, then you know whereit is heading.~
~There is a simple way to get car manufactures to buildfuel efficient cars.Buy a fuel efficient car.~
Two heads are better than one...unless they're on the same neck.
~What is one of the biggest differences between 20 years agoand today?Hint: You might be using it to read this.~