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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3151 Top

Is it to late to go with Santorum?

Reply #3153 Top

Scanning for a heart came up negative.

Reply #3154 Top

Twitter top 100
19 speed 36

Reply #3155 Top

First site I visit everyday: Garfield - Today's Comic
Number 1 forum on the Internet: Wincustomize
Number 1 news site on the Internet: AOL
Number 2 news site on the Internet: The Huffington Post
Number 3 news site on the Internet: DAILY ROTATION
Number 4 news site on the Internet: Yahoo
Number 5 news site on the Internet: CBS News
Number 6 news site on the Internet: msnbc news
Number 7 news site on the Internet: Google News
Number 1 gossip site on the Internet: omg
Number 1 comedy site on the Internet: DRUDGE REPORT
Honorable mention: Time.com
Number 1 science site on the Internet: PhysOrg.com

 

Reply #3156 Top

Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him 'Be fruitful, and multiply.' But not in those words.
Woody Allen

Reply #3157 Top

"The people who make the country work."
Translation:
"The people who are doing all the work."

Reply #3158 Top

Trying in vain to win a campaign would be a huge wasted effort.

Reply #3159 Top

40 million a year isn't spitting into the wind.
If you were the only person on earth,
the microphone wouldn't exist and you would be spitting into the wind.

Reply #3160 Top

Romney: Obama 'wants Americans to be ashamed of success'
Enron was a success.

Reply #3161 Top

Just because the vast majority of people
on earth are insane doesn't mean that everyone is.

Reply #3162 Top

Cable bill 68
phone bill 34
cell phone bill 100
dSL bill 34
electric bill 70
car insurance 100-150
gas 100
food 200
taxes ???
car payment 200-300
rent 500-2000
Spending money per month .25 cents
College tuition ???????????????????????????
Books ????????
speeding ticket ???????
parking ticket ?????????????
fender bender 1500
oil change 50
new shoes 150
credit card bill 500
unemployment check

Reply #3163 Top

Ever wonder what keeps hot coals from going out?
Snake oil.

Reply #3164 Top

"You can overcome anything"
It gets tiring after a while,
let me know how it went in about 150 years.

Reply #3165 Top

The earth fell through a worm hole is space
and we are now officially on the other side of
the universe.

Reply #3166 Top

Jobs:
We can build pyramids between Blythe and Phoenix,
we can slide the blocks of stone on banana peels.

Reply #3167 Top

Space 1999
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Singularity is Near
Artificial stupidity is here

Reply #3169 Top

Headline: CAMPAIGN OPERATIVE: Does Romney 'even understand how our economy works?'

Isn't it obvious no one does
not even the wizard of oz.

Reply #3171 Top

So many words to live by, so little time to live by them.

Reply #3173 Top

XP 2014 Edition
A lean mean computing machine

Reply #3174 Top

Mordon Rekko is a fictional character and the main antagonist of the up coming film Bane Street.

Reply #3175 Top

Looking for a conversation and all you find is
a drunk saying "pull my finger"?
For the last four years I've heard talk radio say "he's
in over his head".
You don't make it to president unless you're a lot
smarter then a talk radio host.