You can vote for M.Satan R.
but you have to leave your soul in
the voting booth.
I'm going to keep mine thanks.

You are the President of the United States.
My suggestion for the next debate:
Have a few cigarettes.
I'll have one and
David Blaine might become one.

You are an environmentalist you want
to save the trees,the fish,the bugs.
There is only one way to save them,
teach people birth control.
Anything else you do is a disguised
attempt to steal peoples money
and nothing more.

Birth control could be a simple as two letters... no.  However, mans preoccupation with his dick usually means he won't take no for an answer.

With one hour a night to think
you really can't figure out much
can you?
Lucky you.

With politicians being in it only for themselves

When it comes to election day in your area

You can only elect one from the bottom of the heap.

"Thou shalt not think."
Was that one of the commandments?

2000 years ago no one needed birth control.
Today we do.

If you don't get mad about anything,
you either don't care about anything or you don't need to.
If some people don't care about anything they end up homeless
and happy.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
He who thinks the fastest makes a lot of mistakes.
Dumb people are easy to take advantage of and much loved.

So you have a large tax plan that rewrites the whole system.
If you can't get it passed through congress
you have no plan at all.
What are the odds?
Slim and none.

If you just concentrated on keeping
everybody honest the economy would be fine.

In this very very important election
I see the main topic of controversy
a crucial topic for the survival of the country,
a big topic.

Looks like we may have been misled on Libya
and WMDs in Iraq.

There is a recession after every "proven policy" Paul.

I don't know if the universe is a simulation
but it definitely has a crack in it.

'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' author files for bankruptcy

Edit: Most annoying not deadly sound is finger nails on a large chalk board,
always has been and always will be.

My opinion. 

Train whistle/horn whilst you're stuck on a crossing.

Space starts at about 62 miles high.

Question from the audience:
I just graduated college,
how are you going to create more jobs for
young people like me?
Let me give you my in depth 20 point plan.
I owned a lot of businesses and I know
I can get America working again.

Question from the audience:
Would you lie for 40 million a year?

Question from the audience for Payne:
When the US was running a surplus why didn't
people like you scream at the top of your lungs
to pay down the national debt?

Here's John and Ken's California cheat sheet
let's see if I got it right.
Prop 30 no
Prop 31 no
Prop 32 no
Prop 33 no
Prop 34 no
Prop 35 no
Prop 36 no
Prop 37 no
Prop 38 no
Prop 39 no
Prop 40 yes

I had some words to live by but it looks like I stumbled into the trolling thread. Oh well....

A comprehensive and robust strategy
with lots of gravitas and some parsley on the side
dill pickles between your toes french fries
up your nose and don't forget our frosty shakes
they're made from polluted lakes.
On top of old smokey.

A Mitt is something you wear to remove things from a hot oven.

Or something you wear when the temperature plummets to below freezing.

But a Mitt isn't something you'd want to wear every day for 4 years, is it?

Hopefully, it goes the other way at the polling booth on election day.

The guilty dog barks first.