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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2426 Top
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The answer is never,
to go back, because
you can't go back even if you wish you could.
The answer is to go forward.
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Reply #2427 Top


Oh so true....
"Success is not in what you have, but who you are."
Reply #2428 Top
[quote]Life can be wildly tragic at times,
and I've had my share. But whatever
happens to you, you have to keep a
slightly comic attitude. In the final
analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh!![/
quote]


Reply #2429 Top
Life can be wildly tragic at times,
and I've had my share. But whatever
happens to you, you have to keep a
slightly comic attitude. In the final
analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh!![/


Reply #2430 Top
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Election Event prediction Chart


It is quite possible that the recent
unprecedented price of oil is due to,
the world line wishing to intersect with a certain candidate.
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Reply #2431 Top
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Election Event prediction Chart


After talking to the world line,
I have decided to vote for line D.
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Reply #2432 Top



The bad guys don't always wear black hats,
the good guys rarely win, and the cavalry never,
ever shows up just in the nick of time!

Reply #2433 Top
When I was young I was told that anyone could be President.
I'm beginning to believe it.

do you suppose that there 'really' is an idiot born every minute? *sigh*
Reply #2434 Top
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I wonder if a large crater on the moon
could be turned into a radio telescope?
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Reply #2436 Top
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The people who don't want to drill for oil in the U.S.
are the first people who should stop using any oil.

Environmentalists have saved us from
greedy people who would pollute the planet,
now who will save us from the Environmentalists?

It is not governments job to lower oil prices.
It is governments job to get out of the way,
and go after Enrons.

Since 2001 I have been using 3/4 of a gallon of gas a day
five days a week, on the week end I use 1 to 5 gallons of gas.
Those of you who fly a jet to work every day can
stop lecturing anyone about saving the environment.
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Reply #2437 Top
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Challenge to Al Gore:
This is how I cooled the place I call home last summer
and how I am this summer.
I get up at 4 AM and turn on a fan that blows hot air
out of the house on one end of the house.
I turn on a fan on the other side of the house that
pulls cool air into the house. I have thermometers
out side and inside, when the air out side gets to hot
to cool the house any more, I close the windows until
I can't stand it any more. Then I open the windows on
the shady side and let air in again.
Once the sun goes down I use the same system as in the morning.
I Challenge you to do the same.
Caution you will need shorts and a sleeveless t-shirt.
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Reply #2438 Top
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Click your heels together 3 times and repeat after me,
"Free flow of oil at market prices,
there is no wizard behind the curtain."
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Reply #2439 Top
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Back pain can be caused by,
staying up to late and not getting enough
sleep, to many days in a row.
I learned this as a young man.
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Reply #2440 Top
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Is there any question that can be answered
without causing the rise of another question?
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Reply #2441 Top
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The universe in a nut shell.

There are many factors that make it wet.
The factors are changing all the time.
Women don't know what the factors are.
Women can tell when it is wet and when it is not wet.
Women want it to be wet all the time.
Men built a computer to make it wet.

Have a sense of humor.
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Reply #2442 Top
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The average life expectancy for humans
has gone up quite a bit in the last 100 years.
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Reply #2443 Top
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When comparing somebody to Ted Baxter,
it might be a good idea to listen to some bodies
radio show for a prolonged period of time.
I found it to be one of the most intellectual
shows I have found.
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Reply #2444 Top
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Instead of learning a second language,
someone should learn to balance a check book.
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Reply #2445 Top
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It is harder to spend money after it is earned,
then before it is earned.
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Reply #2446 Top
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Cartoons can tell us who the media really
want us to elect, and in this case the media
could be right.
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Reply #2447 Top
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Once a Pandora's box is opened the
contents that escapes can never
be put back into the box.
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Reply #2448 Top
Ones capacity for love can only be overshadowed by their capacity to forgive...

Think about it. ;)
Reply #2449 Top
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I like cats that sleep all day,
I wonder if he will get up tomorrow?
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Reply #2450 Top
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."