~It has been said that "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery".~
~When you hear these words, "I'd fix it if I could",you've been in way to long.~
~This YoYo trick is called "walking the dog",The good news is, eventually the YoYo comes back up.~
~Caddyshack was a great movie.~
~I just saw the "Baby Mama" DVD on sale at the grocery store.~
~And by the way Joe,In your last man standing fantasy,Ted Nugent would be that man,and not because he owns precious coins.~
~Haste makes waste.A stitch in time saves nine.Slow and steady wins the race.If it wasn't for bankers none of us would own a home.No matter how many times I cut it, it is still to short.Measure twice cut once.~
~Glenn Beck and yellow snow.~
"People will forget what you do. People will forget what you say. People will never forget how you make them feel." - Maya Angelou.
"Too much is not healthy." Or, for those who understand it in the original Yiddish: "Tzu fiel ist nisht Gezundt." - My Grandma Ida (of blessed memory).
~I never bet more then I can afford to lose.You don't get a do over in Vegas.When playing cards I always call the bluff,and let the chips fall where they may.There is always more then one solution to any problem.~
~The rope a dope:You set a trap for someone, they walk into it and doexactly what you want them to do, and then theyget tired and fall down.The double rope a dope:You pretend to walk into someone's trapand pretend to get tired. They let their guard downand you knock them out.~
~Would you want someone who soundsnervous under pressure, to run your country?~
~The work will wait while you show the childthe rainbow,but the rainbow won't wait while you work.- Anonymous~