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Beware Nekid Boy
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Warning: This article contains nudity and other silliness
haha, I'm prancing around the house nekid. Ok, not right now, right now I'm sitting at the computer in my birthday suit (which, coincidently is arriving soon). But before, and after, I'll be running around the house without any clothing on. Not literally mind you, no running in the house.
So whys am I naked? Is it because I'm a closet nudist? I doubt it, but seeing as how I'm not in the closet I have no way of knowing. You see (unless your using some other method to read this), I took a shower today (which in and of itself is hardly newsworthy) while my clothes were in the washing machine (bad planning perhaps?). So now I get to have the fun and excitement of sitting around waiting for my clothes to be dry again.
Not all my clothes, technically, there are still some in the closet. But I'm not going there, mostly because I don't particulary like those clothes, hence them being in the closet, bad clothes, we shall burn them. On second thought, no, burning them would be bad, if fun.
In the mean time, the dryer drys (and shakes my monitor, bad dryer) and I run around nekid. Go me
But I don't want to go, I like it here. Danny, stop being so silly 
haha, I'm prancing around the house nekid. Ok, not right now, right now I'm sitting at the computer in my birthday suit (which, coincidently is arriving soon). But before, and after, I'll be running around the house without any clothing on. Not literally mind you, no running in the house.
So whys am I naked? Is it because I'm a closet nudist? I doubt it, but seeing as how I'm not in the closet I have no way of knowing. You see (unless your using some other method to read this), I took a shower today (which in and of itself is hardly newsworthy) while my clothes were in the washing machine (bad planning perhaps?). So now I get to have the fun and excitement of sitting around waiting for my clothes to be dry again.
Not all my clothes, technically, there are still some in the closet. But I'm not going there, mostly because I don't particulary like those clothes, hence them being in the closet, bad clothes, we shall burn them. On second thought, no, burning them would be bad, if fun.
In the mean time, the dryer drys (and shakes my monitor, bad dryer) and I run around nekid. Go me
But I don't want to go, I like it here. Danny, stop being so silly 
