As the new CEO, determined to rid the company of all slackers, toured
the facility he noticed a guy leaning against a wall.
Wanting to let the employees know he means business, he asked the guy,
"And how much money do you make a week?"
Surprised, the young fellow replied, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO, handing the guy $1,200 cash screamed, "Here's four weeks
pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Looking around the room the CEO asked, "Does anyone want to tell
me what that goof-off did here?"
Smiling sheepishly, another worker muttered,
"He's the pizza delivery guy from Domino's."