I like to keep an open mind about things....but if aliens are real, why do they have an obsession with probing the ass of some old farmer....I mean....they've obviously mastered transportation between space and time but is the secret to the universe hiding in our own asses? If you think about it....aliens are either very stupid, erotic, insane, or not real. I really doubt such intelligent beings would be digging around in the ol' poop chute for any reason at all....but what if the answer to all problems is to be found in the rectum...what would it be? A wormhole perhaps? Treasure? Technology? What could be so entrancing to aliens to go abduct the dumbest people in the entire world and stick fingers, machines, sticks, or whatever up their bums? I'm just glad that I have an IQ of over 7 so I don't have to worry about being abducted...hardly anyone with any sort of higher intellegence has been sucked up and probed. So if you have any theories about why aliens may have an anal fetish feel free to post it....
Trying to find something interesting to write about,
~Zoo
