Every single member of our clan is likable, helpful and talented
wow, that makes two dead clans!
The real reason the Pink Ponies have died out is that they lacked competent leadership and were far too inclusive in their membership. The end result was simply chaos and clan disintegration.
we carefully planned
our orderly-chaotic demise at the most qualifiedly-incompetant hands of our masters!
Para you really didnt think we were serious with the whole thing did you? I mean... it was more obvious than the Clinton sex scandal (I mean the one between Clinton and Clinton, not Bill and that other lady)