Sorry, too creeped out to stick around!

(hate spiders!) But, before I go I want to share a funny. My best-friend and I were in the Rain Forest area at a zoo. I was about 10 to 20 feet ahead of her, and noticed this area for a large spider. I looked and searched, but couldn't see it there anywhere, so I turned to look at an exibit on the other side. ( I need to state now that Nancy is a brave soul. Not much rattles her cage, keep this in mind) By the time I finished looking at the exibit, I turned around to see Nancy carefully leaning as far as she could over the rail to find this spider. Well, I just couldn't help myself. I quietly walked up behind her, spread my hand way out, arched my fingers, and ran my fingers like a spider across her back while saying "Did you find the spider yet?" That girl come off that rail hollerin' and arms flappin' everywhere! It's been several years since then, but I still have to laugh!
If spiders were bigger they'd make cuddly pets.
Fuzzy, I hear there are really big spiders!(about the size of your computer chair seat) Should be about the size you are looking for. South America or Africa. Maybe you can go see about it and let us know how you do!