You know you play too much Sins when...

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You know you play too much Sins when:

1:You try to scroll with your browser in order to see the rest of the "Galaxy".

2:You nicknamed your bitching girlfriend "Cerebri".

3:You try to explain to everybody that jumping to a wormhole without sending a scout first is a bad idea.

4:You ransacked your house in order to find that last artifact.

5:You don't go to Wal Mart anymore because you don't want to support the TEC.

6:You are paying the school bully to beat up your "opponents".

7:You know that Phase Jumping is the way of the future.

8:When someone asks you a favor, you correct them saying "its a mission".

9:You wonder what level you car must reach in order to get the "finest hour" ability.

10:You refer to every girl club as "The unity".

Surely someone can do better.

Any takers?
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Reply #1 from Sins Forums Top
1. you put "searching for a girl with telekinetic abilities" on your e-harmony account
2. you paint your dog pink and stow it away on the next space station launch, hoping for a monopoly on the obviously lucrative space pony market.
3. you correct Samantha Carter while watching SG-1 "no, you idiot! wormholes ARE two way!"
4. you petition Wall Street to exile your neighbors to the farthest reaches of the galaxy.
5. you have an extreme fondness for raspy, overly-deep or rediculously high pitched voices
Reply #2 from Sins Forums Top
In my case:

You know you're playing too much Sins when your eyes bleed and fall out of your head! :SNIFF!:
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Reply #3 from Sins Forums Top
grr, broke my edit...

6. your anti-war argument has nothing to do with morality, national defense or the troops. instead you suggest that terrorists would be easier pascified if we were to build grand communion temples on their land.
7. your plan for world domination has absolutely nothing to do with earth "pff, the TEC couldnt touch me with half the galaxy, let alone that resource-less terran"
8. when watching Forest Gump, you expect his reason for running to have less to do with impulse, and more to do with the long line of disfunctional walkie talkies he's left behind...
9. You blame your inability to pay child support on the massive alien invasion
10. instead of tall thin women turning you on, they hunt you down and do their best to kill you with their minds.
11. when the communists dont try to kill you, their thin bodies and high pitched voices serve both halves of your love-and-war mentality
Reply #4 from Sins Forums Top
You know you play too much Sins when the game hasn't been out a week and you are already making goofy lists.
Reply #5 from Sins Forums Top
You know you play to much Sins when...

1. ...when you think that your neighbors are trying to sway your culture.
2. ...when you think that you can just phase jump your way out of fight.
3. ...when you think that you can gain friends by building a broadcast center.
Reply #7 from Sins Forums Top
when you think your wife is an agent for the Advent
when you claim her ugly sister is spying for the Vasari
when you pass by a car dealership and think "$hit! They are going to spam SUVs!"
when you wonder why passing cars aren't taking pot shots at you
when you blame your car not starting on Ion cannons
when you take back your wife's diamond claming you are short on crystal

Reply #8 from Sins Forums Top
When you have played for so long that the planets on the map are imprinted in your vision for 10 minutes after you are done playing.
Reply #9 from Sins Forums Top
When you think you are Vasari as you keep running round the world non-stop when something seem chase you....