GALACTIC FIST EMPIRE now accepting members!

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GALACTIC FIST EMPIRE now accepting members! http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=201

If you suck, well hey, we all start somewhere.. JOIN UP! http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=201
If you're good.. That's GREAT; we can use your help!
If you're like me, getting better with every game, then join the hippest laid back bunch of troublemakin' galactic conquerors this side of Orion[RIP]! ;) ;)

Join now before we get snobbish and selective! ;) Be with us from the beginning and tell your great grandkids you-were-there! Normally our guild memberships run in the many -thousands- of dollars, but we've decided to waive-all-fees for short time. How much would you expect to pay for a lucrative membership of this quality? $100k? $250k? How about $0k! YES! As of now our membership are abso-freakin’-lutly FREE! http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=201 We've waived our entry free for a short time only. Remember Cabbage Patch Kids? Remember Tickle Me Elmo? Remember dog with Brick tied to head? They all started out just like GALACTIC FIST. A dream in one mans mind. A dream of GLORY!

So are you going to sit back and watch the glory get taken out of your hands? Are you going to be the one saying.. "Gee I could have joined them at the beginning.. I could have been a contender.. Now they're being very choosy about who they allow in.. To think -I- could have been part of the number one empire in the Metaverse, and I blew it.." The answer is NO!

You're going to join up right now and help build GALACTIC FIST into the most powerful Empire in the Metaverse! http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=201

Don't put it off until tomorrow, because tomorrow never comes. By then it's too late. JOIN NOW! It's FREE! :D http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=201

Now lets go crack some alien skulls! >:(
- FIST OF JOHN


~SDC~
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Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top
Galacic fisting?

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Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top
I think you're looking for the wrong thing, Dearmad try here: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1890159026/qid=1050704401/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/102-6993955-0582531?v=glance&s=books&n=507846 :sniff!:

There is time to join Dearmad. Don't worry, we'll accept you. The only requirement is that you must bathe at least once every three weeks. With a bit of adjustment, I think you'd make a good member.. :)

~SDC~
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top
That fist symbol is just too funny to me. :) Too scary to men. And too thirsty for water, uh... whatever. ;)

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Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top
"bah rather join the number 1 empire"

We already ARE the number 1 Empire. The whole rank thing is a mere formality.. Besides, there's nothing special about having an "A" as your icon when you can have a FIST! A fist you can use to strangle the Galaxy to your will! >:( >:(

It's ok not to feel worthy.. LOL

~SDC~
Reply #8 from Stardock Forums Top
Wow, my game play sure has improved since I join THE GALACTIC FIST EMPIRE. It's amazing, I seem to be doubling my score every single time I play! Before long I'll be in the top 25! All becuase I joined the GALACTIC FIST EMPIRE! Click here to join --->http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=201

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Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top
Use a rectal navigator to find out. :)

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Reply #14 from Stardock Forums Top
Dearmad,

We all know you've Gone Gay[GG], it's ok with us. We're fine with your decision. It's just that we've decided not to Go Gay [GG], so all of your Gone Gay rectal empire recruiting tactics aren’t going to work here. :) If you ever plan on going straight, we'd still be happy to have you.

On a side note, we're picking up more steam and heading for our rightful spot at #1 in the Galactic Rankings. It's only a matter of time now until we rule the Galaxy, on paper that is.. ;)

GALACTIC FIST
Strangling the galaxy since 2170

~SDC~