FUCK the VOTE!

They're Ready to Cum Across Party Lines..if You Are!

i found this site a few days ago.   although it struck me as more than a little entertaining--on several levels--and its  components (politics, sex, ethics, breasts, erectile dysfunction*) have each been discussed recently, if not frequently, amongst us, i was a tad apprehensive about focusing on this nascent voter education project.  on the other hand, i know id be disappointed should someone else present it to yall first.  still i do not wish to upset anyone and it occurs to me some ju readers may be offended by what follows. if youre bothered by this article or the activities described here & at the site to which its linked, please stop reading at that point rather than risk the damage anger can inflict on your body and mind. 

*okay, while bob dole's name has been invoked to prove one or another point, there was no mention of connection to ed...but from some of the 'fact's being bandied about, that's only a matter of time.

this Link  will point your browser to a site promulgating a very unique strategy to encourage republican voters--through intensive personal one-on-one contact--to reconsider their commitment to the current administration.  unlike other programs with similar aims,  this group--which identifies itself as ftv--has no intention of appealing to voters' wallets, choosing instead to entice them on a more visceral level.

it is most assuredly not one of those 527 groups (it could be classified as a 69 group i guess) and has no interest whatsoever in soft money--or soft anything at all for that matter.

the group is unashamedly liberal and feels it can employ bush to beat bush. volunteers are determined to arouse the voting public by doing whatever that requires. it should also be noted members of both sexes can be accommodated.  you'll quickly notice the actual vote plucker lineup includes males and females--all of whom are ready and willing to widely spread good will to accommodate and satisfy voters. 

one more thing: if this strikes you as a below the belt tactic, understand it first came on the scene as a consequence of the us supreme court trying to handle it on the bench.  personally speaking, if im gonna get fucked outta my vote, id prefer it be done by almost anyone but those people in robes behind the bench.

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Nice article, kingbee. I remember reading about this somewhere (possibly in Cosmo?).

volunteers are determined to arouse the voting public doing whatever that requires.


Very cute. Nicely done. You and mig are good at finding interesting stuff.
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I remember reading about this somewhere (possibly in Cosmo?).

i stay away from cosmo...hahahahah its the devils magazine  

You and mig are good at finding interesting stuff

thanks.  youre giving me too much credit there tho.  mignuna finds 50 for every 1 i run across. 

im glad you liked it mz wahine.  (you did see the volunteers page i hope?  there are guys available too ya know )

 

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King, you are waaay too modest! You deserve more credit than someone with a Diner's Club card! lol
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Oh My God!

We have an election coming up in 6 weeks in Australia, we need to get this happening over here - thanks for sharing Kingbee!!! Brilliance!!!

BAM!!!
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You deserve more credit than someone with a Diner's Club card

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaah  a ralphs card is worth more than a diners club card right? 

you may be right then!   im never modest btw  just realistic

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We have an election coming up in 6 weeks in Australia

i think that site has a chat and you can talk to the models.  im sure if you indulge the models with a lil bit of that muggaz charm, you can work it out.   hell you could prolly get em to back your campaign to become emperor of australia my friend.  

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*SIGH* (shakes head -- walks off)
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*SIGH* (shakes head -- walks off)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah  gene ya kill me my freind.

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There's actually another post about this on JU from a couple of weeks back. I sent them an email asking them to send some people out to Utah....
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"SEXY LIBERALS OF THE U.S. UNITE in taking back the government from the sexually repressed, right-wing, zealots in control"

I be loving this link!!!
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There's actually another post about this on JU from a couple of weeks back

i looked but couldnt find one.  dammit i KNEW someone else musta seen it by now.

I sent them an email asking them to send some people out to Utah

if they didnt respond, it's probably because they're all booked up this week. hell you might even recognize one or two if you pay close attention to the tv coverage of the convention when the cameras zoom in on the vip booths.

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"SEXY LIBERALS OF THE U.S. UNITE in taking back the government from the sexually repressed, right-wing, zealots in control"

im surprised there havent been any complaints lodged with the fec claiming its unfair because it cant be used by the other side (Sexually repressed, right wing zealots are willing to fuck you if youll vote for bush instead of kerry..??? nawwwww )

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its unfair because it cant be used by the other side

on 2nd consideration, i realize 'can't' isnt correct; 'wouldnt choose to' is much more appropriate.  still im not sure a competing strategy consisting of  'sexually repressed, right wing zealots are willing to remain abstinent with you if youll vote for bush instead of kerry' is gonna fly.

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So you get afuck for your vote and if you are successful, you get a fucking you'll never forget for 4 years.
Hahahahahah!
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So you get afuck for your vote and if you are successful, you get a fucking you'll never forget for 4 years.

in other words, nothings changed

insightful observation ssg g!

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Too true Kbee! lol