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Reply #5576 September 2, 2010 12:41:35 AM
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Truck full of manure crashes into a politician's house and spills its contents all over the 

occupant

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Reply #5577 September 2, 2010 5:56:19 AM
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Occupants who are by now used to being s**t on

because....

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Reply #5578 September 2, 2010 6:51:59 AM
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Because the bullshit flows where ever politicians

congregate.

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Reply #5579 September 2, 2010 3:48:35 PM
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Congregate at the local outhouse happened because of really bad batch of

beans!

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Reply #5580 September 2, 2010 7:52:06 PM
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Beans ain't called the musical fruit for nuthin' although when it comes to curried

cabbage.

 

 

Hey starkers. Thought I'd let ya get away with that one, didn't ya. HA!

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Reply #5581 September 2, 2010 8:18:16 PM
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Cabbage is the musical vegetable, though when blended with curry and fermented in the colon a few hours it is also the

smelliest.

Hey starkers. Thought I'd let ya get away with that one, didn't ya. HA!

Hehe, I NEVER get away with it... either too loud or too smelly, or both to go unnoticed,

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Reply #5582 September 2, 2010 8:24:45 PM
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True story.

 

I went to CHI to learn computers back when win98 SE was all the rage. One afternoon while waiting for class to start I went to the local K of C and got me one of those crispy chicken sandwiches. A little spicy but no big deal until class started and the rumbles began with the churning gurgles. Silent but deadly was mild in comparison. I emptied the classroom.

Smelliest start there has never been to this

day.

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Reply #5583 September 2, 2010 8:55:25 PM
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Day I let one rip from behind an evaporative air cooler was the day I was told to go outside and shake myself, because the cooler sucked it straight through and hit those (my sister and former partner) sitting in front of it like a ton of

bricks.  (also a true story)

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Reply #5584 September 2, 2010 8:57:57 PM
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Story? lets here some more. Anybody got a smelly one they'd like to

share?

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Reply #5585 September 2, 2010 11:28:16 PM
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Share a smelly on with someone and you might find you're none too

popular.

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Reply #5586 September 3, 2010 9:59:39 PM
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Share the stories! Not the sound effects. Save them for sound packager and Halloween. I know...I know but it just slipped out. He he

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Reply #5587 September 7, 2010 4:16:56 PM
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He he someone said slipped

out!

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Reply #5588 September 8, 2010 6:11:41 AM
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Out and out and out till the mushroom cloud filled the air and there went the

neighborhood.

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Reply #5589 September 12, 2010 8:36:13 PM
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Neighborhood watches can be very helpful.

Loneliness

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Reply #5590 September 13, 2010 8:04:32 AM
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Lonrliness is a figment of a lackadaisical mnomic? (Spellcheck)called

boring!

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Reply #5591 September 13, 2010 9:30:00 PM
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Boring is a term I attach to soap operas.

Ludicrous

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Reply #5592 September 14, 2010 6:02:08 AM
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Ludicrous is sitting down with a plate of your favorite din din then being told you can't have it because it was canceled due to lack of

interest. Lol

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Reply #5593 September 14, 2010 2:56:07 PM
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Interest typically is needed for anything to

happen.

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Reply #5594 September 14, 2010 10:50:10 PM
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Happen to be on the road when it

did.

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Reply #5595 September 14, 2010 10:55:56 PM
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did anyone get the evidence?

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Reply #5596 September 14, 2010 11:57:30 PM
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Evidence that some don't know how this game is played.

Bothersome

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Reply #5597 September 15, 2010 12:54:53 AM
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bothersome body else next

time

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Reply #5598 September 15, 2010 5:49:01 AM
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Time was when the glitch king reigned and then got his glitch

glitched.

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Reply #5599 September 15, 2010 12:06:17 PM
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glitched in time saves

nine.

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Reply #5600 September 15, 2010 2:34:48 PM
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Nine glitches doesn't make the algae go

away.

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