1. Nope, your too young to drive
2. Nope, the French nicked it
3. .... we are the ones with the big Tanks
4. .... and we can show you how to make a big firework, it'll help you out with those small guys
5. .... and we'll keep them off your Butt whilst you practice sprinting
6. .... and anyway, we always show the newbies around, we've been here for a couple of hundred years
Milk & Two sugars please, but none of that Boston rubbish, sooooo uncouth you know .....