OMG. Gotta go change. Angus, Starkers speared you!
Er, Doc, have you forgotten that I suffer with ED (Emphatic Droop)... while most can stand their spear up against the wall when they get home from hunting, mine's that flaccid that I have to hang it on a hook... otherwise it just slides down the wall like jello. Come to think of it, which I do, that's probably why I didn't catch anything when Sarh Palin invited me to go moose hunting... the very sight of her gave it ED (Erratic Direction) and a soft rubbery tip that wouldn't penetrate a hole in a tree.
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Especially when you consider the doll was blown up with the ULTIMATE: Curried Cabbage Byproduct!
Um, now that would make for a very odourous situation if the blow-up doll broke wind... or Angus' spear was varnished with Viagra and ot got punctured in the heat of battle..er, passion.
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Say, d'ye think curried cabbage might be replacin' ye olde corn based ethanol? Wind Power!
I dunno 'bout it replacin' ye olde corn, but it'd give that thar other nat'ral gas a run fer its money... an' when tha wind won't blow n' tha ship won't go, us'll use Carter tha Farter (luvs 'e's curried cabbage) t' start 'er.
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Palin has developed a new wind source also: Hot Air Power.
Yeah, I noticed that, tho I finks she be a bit too inconsistent t' depend on as an alternative t' curried cabbage... juss mention Barack Obama's name an' I reckuns she'd turn instant frigid n' blow colder air than a Northern gale orf tha Arctic.
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