Isn't that movie about 'alternative' pole dancing??? 

Or how about and inverted lap dance

That's the one requiring him to touch his toes and Vaseline, isn't it???

 That's the neighbourhood right there.

I bet there's not to much moonwalk dancing over at the

population

Do you think MJ did the moonwalk hoping he'd back onto a nice long 'pole' ??? 

I am willing to say that that would be a 10/4 rubber ducky???

But what are the dead gonna say?

That'd be the ones in Hell, right?

Hell Yeah!!!

Where else are they gonna meet up with family

Would that be on the first floor or in the basement??

Do you think Hell would have a special rewards floor and an early release programme for bad behaviour?

Hell is suppose to be none of that. They hold a finite progress....

Isn't that right  And does money work in hell????? You'd think it would, wouldn't you????

I dunno if money works in Hell, but with all the hookers down there wanting to get paid, you'd think it would, wouldn't you?

You would think there would be no solicitation of that kind there

aye    (the happy factor )

If there's no hookers soliciting in Hell, do you think they're in Heaven, charging up there instead????

Would you believe I was accosted by a hooker once???

She reckoned it was $100 for straight up... more for 'kinky'.  Would you believe I retorted: "Listen, lady, I only wanna rent, not own it!" ???

Maybe heaven is just one hugeness orgasm

Or maybe one big buffet?

Or maybe just one mall after another

Or maybe just one long beach?

If that's the case, then why are so many people just busting to go to Hell?  Unless they just wanna go there to get their fav hookers to take up to share orgasmsd with in Heaven???

Is that why we don't see angels anymore.... they spent too much time at the buffet and got to fat to fly??

If Heaven was just one long beach, wouldn't it rain sand down here???

That long???  Really?? 

Oh, it takes me much longe than that... the ecstasy of two orgasms annually should be savoured, don't you think???

Now is it normal to make love just twice a year... once for 5 months and once for 7 months???

5 minutes: wife, 7 months: self ?

Now you wouldn't be saying premature ejaculation isn't a problem, now would ya???

Now what I wanna know is, if it was all over in 2 minutes, would it be possible to get away from the stigma/embarrassment of premature ejaculation by saying "that was last month's lot" ???

Isn't the idea that it was good for you any way you go?

Did you hear about the hermaphrodite who kept calling out his/her own name during sex???

 Does same sex have similar meaning when the back door is mentioned?

When the back door is open is it an exit or and enrty??

And if you try to use it as an entry while it is being used as an exit, do you get bowled over in the rush???