EEUWWWW!  YUCKY POO isn't it?

Yeah, it'd be like a commuter standing at the subway exit during rush hour, wouldn't it???

Or would that be like finding yourself suddenly standing at the outlet pipe of a sewage treatment plant when the floodgates were opened???

Doesn't that sound like a sewer-cide mission?

It'll go down in the anals of history, won't it?

Will the history books say it rectum completely?

Isn't it all about showing ones fibre as a person or is it just about flakes and nuts milking the issue?  This isn't sugar coated is it.  Can this information be easily digested?

More to the point, does it give you 'gas'???

If so, can I have seconds?

Doesn't EVERYTHING give you gas Cap'n?

I suppose so, but is there any harm in enquiring about things that may improve the process??

Wouldn't it when it breaches the Geneva Convention rules on WMD's?

Does the Geneva Convention cover starkerbarks?

Doesn't that fall under the "poisonous gas" rules?

Didn't "poisonous gas" rules only cover gases in warfare and sports events... as in the cooking of curried cabbage (using gas) and serving it with hotdogs was banned in all stadiums around the World to prevent flatulence related injuries to players???

I believe it was banned more for the fact it burned peoples eyes so badly they couldn't see the sporting event, wasn't it?

Isn't this what lead to retractable domes on stadiums?

And why some stadiums never had rooves... cos the coaches wouldn't be able to throw hissy-fits or tantrums when they couldn't see player cock-ups through the concentrate of gas??

Retractable 'rooves' were invented with starkers in mind, weren't they? After all CC gas goes way back to the Dim Times. Starkers just refined the process, didn't he?

Actually, did you know that it was I who suggested retractable rooves... so's the CC gas escaped and I didn't get chucked out before half-time???

And did you know that I also drink the cabbage water to refine/fine tune the process... that it acts like a fiberous lubricant to ensure free passage for the CC gas???

You mean like sphincter lube?

Isn't sphincter lube something you can buy in those kinky adult stores to aid in the insertion of butt plugs and 'other' things??

Do you mean gerbil grease?

Awm c'mon... do people really use gerbils as butt plugs???

  ......ROFL......pause to catch breath......

There's a new product out...ready for this?

K-Y Gerbil Jelly...guaranteed to slide smoothly...    

Will packagers of fudge... ...strike because of the...uh...competition      

Does K-Y Gerbil Jelly work for hamsters and other rodents... and would fudge packagers strike at pet shops to release gerbils and eliminate the competion???