Why, don't you have popups enabled in your brows.... er?

Who told you my name?

Was a lap involved?

Maybe a tent?

A circus sized tent?

Yeah, that sounds about right.... Can I come?

Do you have popcorn and lollipops?

I have Jujubes and Oreos. Is that entrance enhancing?

Oreos am good. Should I bring Coco milk?

Orright, who brought a camera to get a snap of the 'tent pole'???

My camera takes vids. How's that?  And rechargeable batteries.

I cannot tell a fib. Aunteachrist has it in his backpack. Did you see it?

Yes, it's in his name. Isn't that what he said?

Didn't aunteachrist say if you said your prayers whilst standing on your head that he'd answer them?

Only if you repeated it 666 times. Right?

But if you complimented him on his tent pole, do you think he'd answer by the 665th time?

I cannot tell a lie. It would have to be pretty high. Maybe the size of a thigh?

Why would anyone believe a word auntechrist utters?

Have you received your dinner invitation from Colonel Gadaffi yet?

Gadaffi is aunteachrist's pet monkeh. But, in the left or right pocket?

Probably the left, but the $64,000 question is, will Gadaffi serve spare ribs or bacon baguettes?

Sounds Good.

Probably both with lotsa Hot Sauce.  Hot Toddy after, maybe? 

Ha! Him Zubished his own nic.

Bet ya thought I wouldn't catch it, huh?

Thing is, what else did you catch that we don't know about?

Do you really want to know? No? Okay. i'll tell ya anyways.

It all started way back in the day ....................