* a giant laser shoots from the space-to-planet death ray and creates an explosion that sweeps across China's eastern coast, covering 85% of China, North and South Korea, and Japan*
"Massive tremor detected at Huston!"
"ST-4, what the f*ck did you do!?"
"Pressed a big red button...why?"
"SH*T! you fired the space-to-planet death ray! You idiot!!"
"well...I'm sure they were going to do something to us sooner or lat-"
"YOU JUST BLEW UP MORE THAN HALF OF ASIA AND COMPLETLY F*CKED UP OUR ENVIORNMENT!!!"
"Hey, dude, one: it was not my dumb*ss idea to install a f*cking death ray on this ship. Two: our enviornment was already halfway to hell. Three: you gave me direct order from the F*CKING president himself to nuke them. This at least ensures they won't fire back..."
"oh. Well, since you put it that way, i'm sure that we are justified. if anyone wants to blame us, we tell 'em to go to the president."
"I dunno...I kinda liked Japan..."
"sh*t, you're right...ahhhrrrrggg....f*ck..."
"meh, at least now we took both spots for most advanced AND overall powerful country in the world!"
"OH YEAH! GO AMERICA FOR THE WIN! WOOT!"
"PARTY AT HUSTON! YEAH!"
-Huston, we have a Noob, over.