I got it!
I shall introduce some people who are so powerful, so evil, that we will have trouble defeating them...
Their power matches ours....
Their abilities match ours....
OUR ALTAR EGOS!!!!
*Opens a rift to an evil alternate dimention. a black-red mist pours out onto this plane of existence. out of this mist, emerges Samureye, Darth, Undying, and Noobsauce!*
Noob 1-" hello, Noobsauce, or-heh- shall I say myself?"
Noob 2-"Just call me Nuubsauce..."
Nuub- "oh, wait, let us explain. Me and this noob have meet before...."
Noob- "in our own way, we are both good and evil....What? you thought I was the only Noobsauce?"
Nuub- "there is a whole slew of Noobs scattered across multiple Universes, similar to ourselves, but each different in a small way..."
Noob- "I like pie..."
Nuub- "...and I...DON'T! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Noob- "each of you will find your own altar ego..."
Nuub- "since we wern't paying attention, say why the other is evil...or something...just something to identify yourself"
Noob- "We will then mark the evil ones with this: "
Nuub- "And all goddies with this: "
Noob- "So...uhh...go ahead and Identify yourselves, and fight to the death!"
Nuub- "please note, you may help your ally at any time"
Noob- "so have fun!"
*If this Idea does not play well with you, go ahead and tell me (us)*