Nom nom nom nom nom!

-Zombie, upon being introduced to a human

 "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."

- Isaac Asimov

"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil,
but because of those who look on and do nothing. "

- Albert Einstein

and finally: ^^

"Life is chaos, chaos is life, control is an illusion
(...)
you can't quite control what is going to happen,
there are so many different paths,

but your intentions can help determine where you are going to end up,

so, if you start with good intentions,

you have a better chance of ending up with good."

- Trance Gemini

Here is one from the comments section of this article talking about Discovery's bat stowaway:

"It never bodes well when Systems Engineering and Integration performs a debris analysis on you..."

That has got to be the funniest comment I have seen all week.

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

 - Thomas Jefferson

"And the ships hung there in the sky exactly like bricks don't"

- Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide

"You must be the change you want to see in the world"

General Rankien (spelling ?)  To Han Solo:  "A death mark is not an easy thing to live with".  DUH!!!

"If you see ten troubles coming at you down the road, chances are the first nine will fall in a ditch before they get to you."

-Calvin Coolidge

"Similarities provide comfort, differences provide opportunity."

"Spam love, not Illuminators."

-a heathen about to be wiped off the face of the gravity well by the awesome might of my Illuminators

"By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail."

-Benjamin Franklin

"The previous administration...."  (you fill in the blank)

-Obama

"ooh! the key's glowing!" *zap*

-Benjamin Franklin, reffering to his mythical "key on a kite" experiment

Want the best graphics? Play a game called "life". The storyline might suck though...

-in the sig of a member on another forum

"There is no sin or wrong that gives a man a foretaste of hell in this life as anger and impatience."

-- St.Catherine of Sienna

Video Game quote:

"Times of war are upon us...."

Theorical physicist on the world as an computer....

"Well, I ask if the world is a computer, why it isn't running Windows, O it is..." "Yes, Windows 14 Billion"

"The hardware for the world is matter, and what is the software, well, physics"

"I can guarantee my president will definitely crash." (Yes, you know who)

“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”

Sir Arthur Coran Doyle, Sr.

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."

Albert Eninstein

"Yes we can"

Barrack Obama

"Maximum Warp...engage"

Patrick Stewart, Captian Jean Luc Picard

"Red Alert, Shields Up

Jonathan Frakes, Commander William T. Riker

Some people have a horizon with the radius zero. They are calling it their point of view.

-Einstein

Every flying object is headed towards the closest open eye.

-Murphy

Its amazing how long it takes to finish something you have not started yet.

-(No clue who said that)

Remember! If the world doesn't suck, we all fall apart.

-(No clue either)

opinions are like assholes...everyone has one and usually they stink

All hail! King of the LOSERS!

-my fav AOK (AOE II) taunt

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways."

"If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?"

"No guts, no glory, no brain, same story."

"Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money."

"If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead”?"

"If you don’t die from it — it is healthy."

"If everything is going well, you don’t know what the hell is going on."

"One good turn gets most of the blankets."

"It is better to be looked over than overlooked."

"It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it’s how he found out"

"There are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and the dead."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys."

"If at first you don’t succeed — give up! No use being a damn idiot."

"Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful."

"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."

I found these a long while ago and I don't know who these are from.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpQqR4oPLPw

"I think I just declared war on Cheyenne!"

Colonel Thompson, Jericho

"A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race thier personal responsibility."

Jonny Rico, Starship Troopers

"To err is human."

-Seneca

Blue Stanton: Coach we need a water break, we been out here all day!
Coach Boone: What did you say?
Blue Stanton: Said, we need a water break.
Coach Boone: A water break? Water is for cowards. Water makes you weak. Water is for washing blood off that uniform and you don't get no blood on my uniform, boy you must be outside your mind! We are going to do up-downs, until Blue is no longer tired, and thirsty.

Coach Boone: What are you?
Team: Mobile, agile, hostile!
Coach Boone: What is pain?
Team: French bread!
Coach Boone: What is fatigue?
Team: Army clothes!
Coach Boone: [Coach puts hand to his ear] Will you ever quit?
Team: No! We want some mo', we want some mo', we want some mo'!

Petey Jones: [has hand raised for a high-five and is smiling]
Coach Boone: Put your hand down.
[Petey does as told]
Coach Boone: You're smiling.
Petey Jones: Yes.
Coach Boone: Yes, sir. Why are you smiling?
Petey Jones: 'Cause I love football. Football is fun.
Coach Boone: Fun, sir? It's fun?
Petey Jones: Yes.
Coach Boone: You sure?
Petey Jones: I think...
Coach Boone: Now you're thinkin'. First you smile, then you thinkin'. You think football is still fun?
Petey Jones: Uh, yes.
Coach Boone: Sir.
Petey Jones: Yes- no, sir.
Coach Boone: No?
Petey Jones: Um, it was fun.
Coach Boone: Not anymore though, is it? *Is* it?
Petey Jones: Not right now, no.
Coach Boone: No, it's not fun anymore. Not even a little bit.
Petey Jones: Uh... no.
Coach Boone: Make up your mind. Think since you're thinking. Go on, think. Is it fun?
Petey Jones: No, sir.
Coach Boone: No? Absolutely not?
Petey Jones: Zero fun, sir.
Coach Boone: [addresses team] All right, listen up! I'm Coach Boone. I'm gonna tell you about how much... *fun* you're gonna have this season.

Bertier: Left side!
Big Ju: Strong Side!
Bertier: Left side!
Big Ju: Strong Side!
Bertier: Left side!
Big Ju: Strong Side! 

gotta love Remember the Titans

Kol Battleship, TEC, SoaSE.

- Corporal in the US Army

- National motto, Saiv Empire

- The Undying

- Jimmy the Leper

The Undying.

WHAT THE FU--[tremendous explosion]

--About a million YouTube videos

" I live by the quote, you do nothing, you get nothing, but this has been usurped by the modern day "wealth-fare system". I think this is totally ridiculous, what if several cavemen decidided they didn't want to work at all, we wouldn't be here today. The lesson of this story, the wealthfare system is just a way for a political party to get "insured" votes"