Releasing Spirals Secret play book

As we all know Spiral Blitz comes up with some freaken crazy hell ass balls strategies so now Im going to share them with you cause he has pissed me off one to many times. So now Im sharing all his little micro tips with you all.

There is a glitch in the game that makes fighters always attack bombers from behind and get this there is also a little thing that happens when you get 2 flak ships to follow a bomber around the when its attacking. you get invincible bombers cause Fighters only attack from behind the bombers and thats where the flak is.

Simply when playing advent just use hold position as your default attack style because advent ships energy weapons deal damage instantly while other ships weapons have that travel time. This strategy works well to break up an enemy fleet and using guards forces the enemy to come to where you are defensible even on offence making it possible to use push to lay out your oppenets fleet in a circle around you to be killed.

When fighting a large scale battle putting your ships into fleets of 10 ships and individualy target multiple ships of you opponents fleet kills it faster. Focus fireing with 10 ships targeting different targets wins.

When playing tec the most under estimated strategy is using groups of 5 scouts to attack enemy frigrate factories or Research bases with the time explosives. This sometimes can be crippling to enemy fleet production and economy.

when playing advent there is a glitch that you can matyr your scouts while phase jumping so they explode on entrence to an enemy planet and you can view whatever is on it with out having the scout die there.

In the beggining of the game you have to wait 23 minutes after you upgrade your homeworld to see any return and credit gain. so use those 23 minutes wisely of choose not to upgrade at all.

With TEC is more beneficial to research Armor upgrades rather than hull points cause TEC becomes nearly invincible fully Armored.

With advent its just the opposited do everything in shield

with vasari just phase missiles since half there ships use the same weapon.

Umm damn I can't think of anything else he has taught me at the minute but when I do expect more of his secrets.

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ass balls
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Should I ask what these are? Sorry, I'm in a weird mood today. :P

Anyway.. is this whole thing to spite him, or something?

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*ass balls are the basically the prostate glands since you can only reach them rectally

Yes Spiral Is officially my Final boss now and I'm giving away all his secrets he taught me in an attempt to have all the other pros and intermediate players own him. Then when he is in his death throws i will swoop in and plant the final nuke in his ass balls.

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wow I have sins Drama up the "ass balls" now srsly wth ass balls.

Any way thats gratitude for yah. You take someone under your wing train them to be an absolute killing machine then they betray you in a wierd and kinda stupid way. Since:

1. almost any pro knew all this stuff heck even the newbs knew this stuff

2. you forgot like 3/4 the stuff I taught you so you failed as a student you hear me

You Failed as a Student.

3. You will never beat me even if you teamed up with the best players in sins I know you inside In out heck I made you. Heck it was my sister who told me to teach you the way of the sinner

4. The sin was never strong in you Your powers are weak my apprentice and no master will ever take you knowing your betrayal.

5. ?????

6. FAil

 

EDIT:: Now I need to look for a new Apprentice to pass on the way of the Sinner.

ps: Sykira hates you now

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And then people wonder why some of us don't play online much. :P

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The way of the sinner Sucked ass balls. I don't care about sykira anymore you and your sister can shove it.

I'm gonna be the very best
like no one ever was.
to Sin is my real test
to Beat your ass ballz is my cause.
I will travel across the galaxy

searching far and wide.
I know its my destiny!
Kick your assballz
Oh your my Final boss
in a world we must bomb.

The game is on You and me Tonight I will end you and you will look at me as if I were a god.

I will eat your heart and crap out your soul

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And now I know why I can beat Spiral 80% of the time.  I see somethings there I don't agree with.

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You can beat like 80% time cause im usaully freaking doing some crzy shi- that will get me killed all the time.

And don't pay attention to neromise hes crzier than me.

And the illum roll is a lie but the capital ship backflip is true ask anyone who playes advent religiously you will see they know about the capital ship backflip.

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Quoting Howdidudothat, reply 6
And now I know why I can beat Spiral 80% of the time.  I see somethings there I don't agree with.
End of Howdidudothat's quote

Please help me destroy Spiral If he plays seriously instead of dicking around like he usually does in MP there is no way I can beat him.

THE ILLUM ROLL isn't a lie I've seen you do it and it is fucking deadly and fuck your capital ship backflip its a LIE you can only flip a captial ship when its been destroyed.

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Dude Didn't I just beat your ass a few minutes ago on ICO. You know if I played srsly instead of Bull shitting I could easily beat you and how.

However, to tell you the truth I wasn't even srsly playing you when I tottally bombed your homeworld. In fact When I'm ICO I never play srsly I always experiment with some crzy shit like using seige to take done heavies cause Im blzy like that.

Have you forgotten all that I taught you. a true Sinner never uses the same strategy twice cause sinning is only fun when its original.

ontop of that You know How I epically fail at defeating vasari rush with Advent and I let you pick Vasari to prove that you aren't good enough yet.

so get over it I win you lose there will be no mercy next time we fight it will be serious business.

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Oh yeah you know who else was like that. Hitler.

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ontop of that You know How I epically fail at defeating vasari rush with Advent and I let you pick Vasari to prove that you aren't good enough yet.
End of quote

 

Huh???

Anyway, yes, capship backflips are possible.  It's amazing to see some of the crazy stuff you can do if you care to micro the z-axis.

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Is he singing to the tune of Pokemanz?

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looking forward to more tips!

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Godwin's law, Neromise. I predict you lose your next game because of it.

I certainly hope so.

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neromise hope you got a tight cup because spirals ass balls are pretty damn safe without one

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Quoting Neromise, reply 5

I will eat your heart and crap out your soul
End of Neromise's quote

Didn't Ozzy Osborne used to do that?

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MONKEYMUFFIN!! Anyway, how do you use the Z-axis?

 

Samurye.:ninja:

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Wow, I just saw this thread....hilarious!!  I wish it would go on :-)

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SoaSE drama....

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WHY RESURRECT IT!? LET IT DIE! LET IT DIE IN A FIRE!!!

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SO much ass balling in here, it's ass ballingly rediculous ass balls.

Lame glitchers.

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IBTB! k1