KellyW0498 was here to read your crazy headlines!

You know a bit of dogfood works wonders when catching raccoons in livetraps.

I caught two dozen in a month using that method. 

~Zoo

go up to lexington & one twenny five
feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive

no probably about it.  not that it's germane.

actually i was proving myself not a racist in the time-honored gop tradition most recently and flamboyantly employed by one diane fedele last october.  ms fedele--former president of the chafee community republican women federated until she upset people by circulating so-called 'obama bucks' featuring barak's image juxtaposed with pix of food stamps, kool-aid,ribs, chicken and watermelon--initially responded by asserting she didn't associate certain foods with a particular group of people thus:

"I do not think like a bigot, and because of that fact, I did not view this as racial, because I do not have a racially discriminating point of view,"

thank you for your assistance!

I wuz here to check it out!

hahahaha

That's a cute coon. 

I'll tell ya anyway. 

They were causing a bunch of trouble around my house.  So I borrowed a few traps from a farmer friend of mine and set about rounding them up.  He hunts coons and sells their fur...so it was a win-win. 

Didn't feel great about sending them to their doom, though...but shit happens.

~Zoo

yeah they're good for that.   and maybe hats.

Dang...You know who I miss? Daniel Boone. Daniel boone was a man....was a real man...

Dan'l Boone was a maaaaaan -yes a biiiiiiig man! But a bear was bigger 'n so he ran like a nigger up a tree...

I remember that little racist ditty rip off of the Daniel Boone theme song from 6th grade.

That is some title, pretty creative - made me look!

Ah heck, that ain't very nice.

not to worry.  ask me, it's at or right near the top of a list of "shamelessly mendacious faux folk ballad disney theme songs responsible for doing more damage to  babyboomers' minds than all the drugs ever used in human history".  disney's "davy crockett" triptych combined with "ol yeller" transformed an entire generation into volatile manchurian candidates.

(i have no idea why there'd be a 1955 ny times film review of the crockett trilogy online, but if you think i'm blowing this outta proportion, check it out yourselves here .)

possums go nuts for mushy bananas. 

why waste bacon when you can as easily use cats, small dogs and, for that matter, pets of all sorts, possibly even very young children to attract racoons. i recently met a guy whose alligator snapping turtle had been killed by coons.