When you think Armistice Day is when your Akkan reached level 6
When you think your guidance counselor is a crewman aboard a revelation battlecruiser
When you have a case of vertigo, go to a psycologist, and say "I've been attacked by a rapture battlecruiser."
When you blow up your friends because they wouldn't give you any crystal
When you think people who purge, shoot kinetic bolts from their throats
When you are too tired to think of any more of these