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Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy?  I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug.  I mean, look at it.  It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it.  Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.

Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual.  "Domina subjugator?"  Come on!  This can't be by accident.  I think the devs are messing with us.

So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc).  The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple.  So what do you want to call the advent starbase?  Any ideas?

"Buttplug of doom?"

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Reply #176 Top

Because it's fun.

Reply #177 Top

It's only fun until I give you a wedgie and post pictures all over the tubes.

Reply #178 Top

Is that what someone did to you Annatar to make your ass fall off??? Perpetuating the cycle maybe????

Reply #179 Top

wow this game is deffinitely sounding better than GalCiv2. 

 All we have there are fertility clinics. But of course we DO have Korx flying through space for all to see.

Reply #180 Top

Quoting Hack78, reply 3
Is that what someone did to you Annatar to make your ass fall off??? Perpetuating the cycle maybe????
End of Hack78's quote

No. It was just one fateful day that I scared it so much it just went *plop*.

Reply #181 Top

The Advent mothership(cap ship) looks like a toy when viewed from above, though I believe it has been mentioned as for that star base yeah it definetly looks like a tool that two scissoring advent women would use. :rofl: :-"

Yeah the missionary vessel as well, though the revoltuinary battle cruiser thing(capship) has some interesting angles to it if you view it in a certain way... ^_^

Reply #182 Top

Ok Ok someone HAS to post screen shots now. I'm too curious...

Reply #183 Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 2
It's only fun until I give you a wedgie and post pictures all over the tubes.
End of Annatar11's quote

:P

Quoting Polistes, reply 6
The Advent mothership(cap ship) looks like a toy when viewed from above, though I believe it has been mentioned as for that star base yeah it definetly looks like a tool that two scissoring advent women would use.

Yeah the missionary vessel as well, though the revoltuinary battle cruiser thing(capship) has some interesting angles to it if you view it in a certain way...
End of Polistes's quote

Missionary vessel.

Reply #184 Top

You know that reminds me of Monty Python. Castle Antrax. I bet thats what the Advent are like.:smitten:

Reply #185 Top

Wouldn't that just be awsome?

Reply #186 Top

Quoting -Ue_Carbon, reply 9
You know that reminds me of Monty Python. Castle Antrax. I bet thats what the Advent are like.
End of -Ue_Carbon's quote

What?

 

Samurye.:ninja:

Reply #187 Top

Quoting Samurye, reply 11



Quoting -Ue_Carbon,
reply 9
You know that reminds me of Monty Python. Castle Antrax. I bet thats what the Advent are like.



What?

 

Samurye.
End of Samurye's quote

Watch Monty Python and Quest for the Holy Grail. You will understand then.

Reply #188 Top

Ni

Reply #189 Top

King illegal forest to pig kill in it a is?

Reply #190 Top

Ni!

Reply #191 Top

IT!

Reply #192 Top

This thread is about to devolve into communication by grunts and rudimentary hand gestures.

Reply #193 Top

As long as the grunts and hang gestures are sexually themed then the thread is saved!!!!

Reply #194 Top

Roger the Shrubber approves.

Reply #195 Top

As long as the grunts and hang gestures are sexually themed then the thread is saved!!!!
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We need better smileys...:O

Reply #196 Top

the marza when viewed from above looks like it's giving u the finger

Reply #197 Top

Ni!

Quoting AncientEmperor, reply 21
the marza when viewed from above looks like it's giving u the finger
End of AncientEmperor's quote

And?

My pastor was driving down the highway at the speed limit to make sure he does not get another speeding ticket when a red car flew by him with two guys in there giving the finger outside up in the air with a christian fish symbol on the back of their car

Reply #198 Top

My pastor was driving down the highway at the speed limit to make sure he does not get another speeding ticket when a red car flew by him with two guys in there giving the finger outside up in the air with a christian fish symbol on the back of their car
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ohh irony my favorite

Reply #199 Top

Quoting Maccilia, reply 23

My pastor was driving down the highway at the speed limit to make sure he does not get another speeding ticket when a red car flew by him with two guys in there giving the finger outside up in the air with a christian fish symbol on the back of their car


ohh irony my favorite
End of Maccilia's quote

I agree. Kinda like a game being rated T yet having all this questionable shapes.:rofl:

Reply #200 Top

This thread is about to devolve into communication by grunts and rudimentary hand gestures.
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