All of you are banned for posting excessively while I'm away. Shame on you! 
banned for I'm just having fun. Of course no one cares. No one's cared about any post here so far.
Wrong. I care....sometimes 
I find you all very entertaining. In fact i am writing a sitcom based on the ban game called The Interweebs'
It follows the lives of two brothers Ryat and draak interweeb, there neighbours morpheous and his dog Scout. And for ratial diversity the crazy Blac....i mean Afro Caribbean kid Altaux who keeps breaking into their house. Special guest stars include Xer07 the guy who is too cool for school and long lost brother Daniel ost
Wait....is this for real?
If you do write this someday, then I have to tell you that I enjoy the thought of Scoutdog being my bitc....I mean, my dog

Also, I want you to be as realistic as possible, and describe me just as I am.
banned for it doesn't sound bad... but Xer07 sounds not emo enough.
Indeed. Xer07 is emo, therefore he should be emo in the sitcom as well.
I may actually do this one day ...sounds interesting
You should do it, but maybe you can add more people to the picture. The ones who dont post much, like Snipe.
"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"