Banned for crying.
Banned because everyone is a hypocrite. Don't ban me for something you do until you're perfect.
I am not perfect. You are not perfect. Nobody is perfect.
Meh, you guys only pick on me because I fight back, a bit. Something I still consider rather lulzy, given that you guys both have at least 2x as much life experience as me, yet we can engage in philosophical and psychological debates (well, more of a debate for me, more of a STFU little kid! I'm right and you're wrong GTF over it! for Ryat and Draak, something I also find lulzy)
I think you have said that at least 3 more times since I got here, in the Ban game.
Did you know that doing the same thing over and over again, doesnt give different results? 
Xer07's code:
1. Provoke Ryat, Draak, and maybe morpheas, with some key words.
2. Fight them in my own unique emo way.
3. Let them have their turn fighting me back.
4. Fight them some more.
5. Finally realizing that I cant win, and that I take some hits from this fight, while they dont seem to care, so resort to the usual "I am younger than you, and you should stop because its not fair! ouaaaaaa!!!". Dress it up nicely so I dont get laughed at.
6. Repeat all the above.

Although, I'm sure Ryat will log on and start going on about how I'm just taking out by prebuscent emo angst on you guys, and that I've been reading a dictionary so I learned bigger words... or something... so yeah. Hopefully he gets here b4 12.
Knowing big words doesnt make you smart. It just proves that you are really familiar with English, and very educated.
banned for becoming a stone-cold jerk like the rest of us
welcome to the darkside
Whaaaat? I am not a stone-cold jerk, and definitely not on the darkside! 
Oh who am I kidding? I am all of the above! 
Banned for not realizing the cookies are a lie
Banned for not knowing that THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Veers: Banned because everything is a lie, because you can't prove it. In order to prove anything, you must first find a base, or constant to compare it to. But in order to do that, you must also prove that the constant exists by comparing it to another constant.
Faulty logic FTL.... 
"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"