Banned for bubbles.

Banned for bic bubbles in bic lighters...

banned for farting as much as a girl

Banned for hmmm smells like chicken

Banned for flatulence.

Banned for annoying recursions of ban topics.

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banned for banning something he is incapable of controlling

Banned for running. It is bad for your health.

Banned because running is not healthy. I told him not to do something unhealthy. That makes me a healthy nut?

Banned because health is in the eye of the beholder.

Banned for missing the Paul McCartney and Wings reference.