Banned for trying to make people happy.
Trust me, all that will do is make you unhappy.
Banned because I was being sarcastic
I wasnt trying to make him happy, duh.
I go to school and make people happy without trying.
And I love it
Why does that sound kinda gay? 
Banned for misspelling "lying."
Altaux misspells everything. I've gotten used to it by now 
If I were to correct his errors every time he makes one, I'd have to fill an entire page just for that.
Banned for mentioning nazism on a forum where there is a slight possibility of Germans reading it.
Uhm....you do realize that there are still some actual Nazis left, dont you?
And not only German Nazis, I can tell you that.
Banned for don't let morph see that.
Too late 
Banned because Morph will still pick on you...
Of course not! 
forums went 'ate my post' exactly 8 seconds ago. I must've clicked post at the exact same moment as wizard!
Lies, wizard was just faster than you. Admit defeat my friend 
Banned because hitting a home run means to hit a baseball out of bounds within a certain corridor of the baseball diamond's exterior...
Odd that you should not know this...
Banned because even I know that. And btw, Ryat was obviously joking.
"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"