Banned for nightvision g.
Banned because setting the other 8 planets on fire (or are their only seven others again? I swear it changes daily) sounds like good fun.
Hmm...I thought they are 8. When did they become 7 anyway? 
banned for speaking. didn't even really think you had fully developed linguistic skills. You know, just figured google translation filled in the gaps for you.
Banned for trying (but failing) to troll Ryat.
"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"