Banned for, yeah topic change please.
I know nothing I'll say will make my friend feel great, but at least I wanted to say something that will make him feel slightly better. Oh well 
Ok, forget that, its not interesting for you guys, I know. Forget my rant 
Banned for:
Friend One - "The end of one journey will always lead to the beginning of another."
Friend Two - "In English?"
Friend One - "Fuck the bitch."
Friend Two - "There we go!"
Friend One and Two raise glasses.
ROFL
Damn, that was good 
Banned for my favourite joke about racism is;
guy1; You know what?
Guy2;?
G1: Everyone is racist
G2: I'm not
G1: When you wash your clothes dont you seperate the colours from the whites?
G2
I know worse joke ever. but hopefully topic change FTW?
I've heard it before. And btw, I have heard worse jokes than this, frankly.
"Human beings are a disease, and we are the cure"