Banned for not having fun like him.
Banned because Mom has waited until I cannot eat (on account of the infection) to cook all of my favorite foods, so that when I ask about them later she can say "but we just had that".
Sure, you had it. I, on the other hand, had lukewarm "Ensure" protein shakes.
ROFLMAO
Damn, that was funny!
Oops, didnt mean to make fun of your condition of course....he he 
"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."