Banned for stories.
Also banned because I need a donut now as well, and I leave 5 minutes away from a donut shop and DON'T EVEN HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE!
Ok, seriously, now my craving for a donut is 10/10, and THERE ISNT EVEN A SINGLE SHOP NEAR MY HOUSE THAT SELLS DONUTS!!!
%^#%^&#@#$^ 
Whatever, I'll just settle for some chocolate 
I don't care to have gay people hit on me, BUT have had it happen before and just told the guy I'm not gay. He left me alone after. Not much to get worked up over.
Homos in Greece are more persistent than that.
Edit: Scout, not sure if you can count July 4th. More about document signing than military action, but yes, there was an inevitable connection.
But it IS a holiday for all Americans right?? It doesnt matter if it counts as a "military" one, but its a big holiday, with the parade and all that.... 
Also, you Americans are so damn lucky. You have great places all over the US, like Burger King, and White Castle.
Tell me about your junk food. I wanna hear stuff. No really I do
I love every kind of food thats bad for your health.
"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."