Banned for that idiotic signature.
You want CHEEZBURGERZ not cookies.
Banned because I wantz cookies, and not cheeseburgerz.
Banned for not having a sig yourself.
Banned for calling my sig idiotic, smarta$$.
Banned because I am gonna try for an epic-ban-pwnage post myself.
Banned because I learned from Whiskey the magic of epic-ban-pwnage posts.
Banned because I am epicly ban pwning you now,
Banned for having a noob for an avatar.
Banned for not posting much in any forum.
Banned because "a moment of laxity, spawns a lifetime of heresy".
Banned because I feel like Ryating.
Banned because I feel like Whiskeying.
Banned because the amount of pwnage you are sustaining is extreme.
Banned because I have more karma than you.
Banned for being slower than Xer07, who happens to have a sig.
Banned for being slower than almost everyone.
Banned for not posting funny SW pics.
Banned because Whiskey can probably do this better than me, but oh well.
Banned because epic-ban-pwnage posts RULE 
"Can I haz cookies nao?"