Banned because I can give you a ban-loan.
Banned because I'll take it 
Banned for insisting that people ban what they're supposed to a reasonable percent of the time. Do you WANT the Muslim communist faqscist gay elitist Islamic extremist tetrrorists to win!?!?!?!
"I hate little quotes at the bottom of posts"
Banned because it is called a sig. duh 
Banned because actually yes, I WANT them to win 
Banned for spelling Altaux's name wrong.
"I spilled the coffee"
Banned cause I dont care about your coffee, you can buy or make another cup of coffee 
ALtaux - banned for being so damned funny with your bans
Banned for no sig at the bottom of your post
Whiskey - banned for using your hammer to ban and get it all bloody like
Im not addicted..... really im not, so why do i post.... well, i kinda live here , bit rude not to entertain the guests
Banned for thinking you live in a forum thread.
Banned for being under the illusion that you are not addicted.
Banned because I am bored.
Everyone: Banned for being jealous of me and Whiskey having cool sigs, and trying to get sigs too.
"Successful Troll is Successful"